Golf Jokes in English

English jokes about golf

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Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill( Anthill).

Rather than move the ball, he decided1 to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty2 swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything moved but the golf ball . It sat on the same spot.

So he tried another shot3. Clouds of dirt and sand ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived . One dazed ant said to the other. "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

　 Said the other ant, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

There once was a golfer who hit his ball on an anthill.

Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit the ball where it was. So he swung the club hard, and dust and ants flew everywhere. Everything moved except the ball, which stayed where it was.

So, he prepared to attack again. There was another burst of dust, and the ants suffered again. The golf ball remained motionless.

Two ants survived. One ant said to the other dizzy: Wow, what should we do?

The other ant said: I I don't know about you, but I'm ready to climb on that ball. ? ;