A joke about playing golf

It is inevitable that there will be some unhappiness in life occasionally. At this time, hilarious jokes can definitely cure you. Have you ever heard the humorous jokes about playing golf? I'll give you some information about the jokes about playing golf. I hope it will help you. Humorous jokes about playing golf

1. Those who play golf with the prefix 6 support the country; Those who play the prefix 7 support their families (every bet will win); Those who play the prefix 8 feed the stadium (the biggest addiction is playing every day); Those who play the prefix 9 support their golfers (who are unwilling to admit defeat and love gambling); Play 1 shots to support the manufacturers who produce golf.

2. Mary told her friend Ross that she would meet her net friend. Ross is worried about her.

　? Don't worry about me,? Mary said,? I asked to meet at the golf course. ?

　? Why are you there? I asked.

　? First, it's public. Second, it's broad daylight there. Third, I have a club in my hand. ? She said.

3. Men like golf because the scenery of each hole is different, and even the same hole has different approaches. Women like golf because each stroke feels different, even if the same stroke has different strength and angle, it feels different!

4. No.1 Wood is politics, and only when the direction is correct can it shine; Hardcore is economic, and it is profitable to attack the green; Sand wedge is life, and being relaxed is the most important thing; Putting is love, and putting into the hole is the happiest.

5. Koreans laugh at themselves and say: In Korea, there are many people who sell golf, but few people can really play golf. ? Americans laugh at themselves and say:? In America, there are many people who help basketball stars in lawsuits, but few people can really play basketball. ? China people laugh at themselves and say:? In China, there are many fortune tellers for China football team, but few people can really play football. ?

6. The doctor advised a very fat person to play golf as a weight loss exercise. ? That's not for me. The patient said. ? I tried it before. If I put the ball where I can hit it, I can't see it. Conversely, as soon as I put the ball where I can see it, I can't hit it again! ?

7. The golfer hit the ball with his swing, and it landed on the ant hill. He went over and swung it hard, but missed the ball, but killed many ants.

He swung again, but still missed the ball. This time, he killed more ants.

When an ant saw this, he said to his panicked companion, "Go! Come with me! As long as we climb on the ball, we will be fine!

8. An old but still energetic golf enthusiast went to the wizard and asked if there was a golf course in heaven. The wizard got good news and bad news.

　? Tell me the good news first. ?

　? There is a wide golf course in heaven, with a green lawn and the best equipment. ?

　? Now tell me the bad news. ?

　? It's your turn to serve at ten o'clock next Sunday morning! ?

9. Golf is 2% mechanical and technical, and the other 8% is philosophy, humor, disaster, romance, melodrama, friendship, friendship, curse and conversation.

1. A golfer is interviewing his caddy: My request is particularly simple, that is, to find a caddy who can count and remember the number of strokes for me. ?

　? Got it! ?

　? 3 +4 +5, how many strokes?

　? Ten shots! ?