If you have any funny jokes, please share them! ?

1. A couple gave birth to twins, one named Butt and the other named Earth. One day the butt was lost, and the couple went to the police station. The mother said: "My butt is lost, help me find it!" The policeman said: "Isn't your butt here?" She said: "It's not one of my children, his name is 'Butt'." The police asked again: "Then how old is he?" The mother said: "As big as the Earth."

2. Yes A man was going to be late for work, so he bought a sweet potato and put it in his pants pocket. After getting on the bus, he sat down and the sweet potatoes squeezed out. To prove that they were sweet potatoes, he grabbed a handful and stuffed them into his mouth.

3. It’s May, and my daughter wants to turn on the air conditioner. My father says, “It’s only May. Why should I turn on the air conditioner? Isn’t it cold?” My mother wants to turn on the electric fan. My father says, “It’s only May. Why should I turn on the air conditioner?” Electric fan, isn't it cold?" I saw my father, huddled in the bed, looking at the collection of funny jokes.

4. Xiao Ming’s age is unknown. His mother said that he is 10 years old this year. His father said that he is 11 years old this year. His grandma said she was only 9 years old this year. But the household registration book says that he is 12 years old this year. Once he was separated from his family, and the police asked him how old he was. He said: "I may be 9 years old, 10 years old, 11 years old, or 12 years old."