10 will accompany you on Thursday (selected 1 1 sentence)

1, I only heard a strange male voice coming from the room: 747, check it out, and I'll let you vacate your seat right away!

2. A pilot went home for a holiday and had a rest. When he arrived at the gate, he wanted to give his wife an unexpected surprise. He shouted humorously: 737 asked for landing, 737 asked for landing!

3. I said: At that time, it will take about 5 minutes. The husband wondered: Why so soon? I said, I'll change my clothes and pants and come with you.

Finally, one day, my daughter-in-law couldn't stand it. In the case of boiling soup, she put half a bottle of chemical fertilizer in it, intending to poison the old man. As a result, the old man said after drinking it: this is the taste!

5. It's getting late. I stayed in front of the TV and didn't want to cook dinner. My husband was really hungry, but he didn't want to go to the kitchen, so he threatened me that if I didn't cook, I would come out and finish eating!

6. My cousin looked at him sadly and made no sound. After two stops, he saw his brother sleeping soundly and gently woke him up. He said slowly, brother, you seem to be on the wrong bus. ...

7. The elephant put the shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the smoky mountain peak, it can't help but sigh: Ah, this is the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau!

8. There is an elderly couple. The old lady cooks soup for the elderly every day. One day the old lady died, and his daughter-in-law had to bear the burden of cooking soup for the old man. But the wife can't get the smell the old man wants, so the old man makes things difficult for her.

9. The young couple quarreled and threw a pillow core from the roof, which happened to be picked up by a passing beggar. The beggar was very happy. Then another mattress flew down and the beggar got angry. So I wiped my tears and shouted at the top of the building: Lao Tie, be kind and throw that woman down!

10, my cousin works in other provinces to earn money and goes home by train. As soon as I got into the car and saw a brother sitting in his seat, I said politely, big brother, this is my seat. Unexpectedly, this bastard was furious when he saw the train ticket and seat number. You are blind, your eyes are not helliphellip.

1 1. A thief was caught alive by an uncle in the village while stealing a car and handed over to a policeman. The thief was puzzled and asked uncle, how do you know this car was stolen? Grandpa replied: As soon as you get on the bus, the car will automatically call the police. The police officer asked: How did you report it? Grandpa A: You must pay attention to stealing cars! Stealing a car, please pay attention! The thief looked at the sky with tears in his eyes and said, it's terrible to have no knowledge!