Money jokes full of philosophy

1, a man with a dog said angrily to the pet shop owner: You sold this dog to me as a doorman. Last night, a thief came into my house and stole 3 0 0 yuan dollars from me, but the dog didn't say a word. ? The boss immediately replied:? The dog's former owner was a multimillionaire, and he didn't care about 3 0 0 yuan. ?

One day, the owner of the antique shop posted a notice at the door of the shop:? Our shop has changed hands. ?

However, people still see him selling things in the shop.

Someone asked strangely:? Boss, didn't you sell the shop to someone else?

The shopkeeper said:? No, I'm married. ?

3. A girlfriend is married, and her husband's surname is Ren.

This product actually named the child Ren Minbi, nicknamed Qian Er, nicknamed Gang Favourite.

4. Rabbi A asked Rabbi B:

? Which is more important, wisdom or money?

? Wisdom is certainly more important than money.

? In that case, why do scholars and philosophers do things for the rich? And the rich don't work for philosophers and scholars?

? It's simple. Scholars and philosophers know the value of money, but the rich don't understand the importance of wisdom.

A beautiful girl married an old man who was quite different from her age. Someone inexplicably asked her: How can a beautiful girl like you marry such an old man? The girl replied:? People need money and never look at its release date. ?

6. a:? Last week, a grain of sand fell into my wife's eye and the doctor charged me 30 dollars. ? b:？ You are very lucky. Last week, a fur coat fell into my wife's eyes. It cost me 300 dollars! ?

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