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Do you remember how you got into school?
Weeding on the first day of school
At that time, it was impossible to attend classes on the first day of school, so I had to work first. At that time, the campus, after a summer vacation, was a grassland. There is grass everywhere except the classroom. Therefore, the main job of starting school is weeding, which can't be finished in one day.
People who haven't done this job don't know that this job is very tiring. This kind of grass is different from the grass in the crop field. It grows very thick and deep. Some grass is also very strong, and if children can't do it, they are too tired to do it, and often they can last for several days.
However, although I was very tired, I didn't feel bitter at that time. Working together, talking and laughing and fighting are much more interesting than doing homework in class. I can also be lazy. The teacher couldn't see it, so I dawdled and talked and told jokes.
Cover the book with a newspaper when issuing a new book.
Nowadays, it is estimated that no one will wrap the book cover. The shop has finished plastic products, waterproof (now the book cover itself is waterproof), and various patterns that children like. At that time, the cover of books was not waterproof. In order to protect books, everyone will give book covers to schoolbags.
I'm good at wrapping book covers. Some people pack loose and untidy book covers, which are unsightly and easy to break. The cover of the book I wrapped is very close to the cover of the book, neat and perfect, not bad for a semester. So many people let me wrap the book cover.
Unfortunately, it is not easy to describe how to do it here. I am not good at making videos, so I can't prove it. Some people will call me bragging. I like to wrap the book cover with old paintings best. The old painting is hard, the reverse side is white and smooth, and the wrapped book cover is beautiful and does not curl for a long time. Open the book cover at the end of the term, and the cover is still fresh.
Repair desks and stools by yourself.
Our table at that time now looks simply unsightly. In the past, when we had a holiday, we would put desks and stools together. When school started, the teacher asked everyone to move by themselves and grab the first one. If we were late, all that was left was the broken ones. We'll bring them back and clean them up ourselves.
I still clearly remember that a classmate's desk has three and a half legs. He is covered with bricks, so it is safe, but you can't touch it. It's easy to drop when touched. Not only do things on the table fall off, but people sometimes fall off.
It was not until my fifth grade that the school made a batch of new desks painted with shiny paint, but we were not qualified to sit. It was for sixth graders. We have to take new desks and stools in the sixth grade in the second year, but some of them have been damaged by the sixth grade students.
Recess games are also colorful.
At that time, I mainly studied Chinese and math, my parents didn't care about education, and the school didn't give me much pressure, so my study was not as tired as it is today. During recess, people are everywhere on the playground, jumping around, jumping rubber bands (now students also play), throwing sandbags, fighting cocks, throwing treasures, picking up children, bones and sheep nests. Many games are gone now.
There is no cockfighting now, and children have never heard of it. Lift one leg, curl up, hold the foot with one hand or both hands, attack the opponent, grab the opponent's "treasure"-a stone, and quit the game when the hand is released and the opponent's "treasure" is grabbed to his base camp, even if he wins. This game is very confrontational, mainly played by boys.
Most of the children and bones are played by girls, and boys also have opportunities, but relatively few. A penny is a pebble. I don't remember how to play now, because I don't go to girls and rarely play. Bone is a very special piece of pig's leg, probably at the joint, and protrudes at one side.
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