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1: Boyfriend and girlfriend share a room, and the woman draws a clear line and says, "It's animals who cross the border." Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line. The woman slapped the man hard: "You are worse than an animal."

The next day, the men and women in the same room still drew a cordon. The man took the last lesson and planned to cross the line late at night, but he didn't succeed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal."

In the hospital, a family is very happy to have a baby. When the baby was born, he spoke. The child said, "Grandpa." Grandpa sighed when he died. The child said, "Grandma." Grandma sighed when she died. The child said, "Dad." His father died and saw that he was not dead. At this time, the child's uncle died.

3. Kangaroos and frogs fuck chickens. The kangaroo finished it with three strokes and two strokes, and only listened to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroos are so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! . "The frog said," Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night! " ~~"

4. I saw a person who didn't reply to the post in the supermarket that day. He quietly put his hand on the bar code scanner and saw the screen display: 8 yuan with trotters. He thought the machine was broken and put his face in the past. As a result, 5 yuan's pig head is displayed on the screen.

An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said,' Stay away from death, I won't talk to anything with a penis on my face!

6. The kindergarten female teacher led the students to swim and accidentally showed an X hair. A student asked, Teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out cruelly and said, thread!

7. The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

A row of prostitutes are waiting for guests in the street. An old lady in her 80s saw them and asked curiously, What are you waiting for? The prostitute said angrily, wait for the lollipop! Old women also lined up to join the team, waiting for sugar. As a result, she was arrested by the police. The policeman asked the old woman: Is it ok to have no teeth? The old woman smiled and said, I can lick it! ! !

9. The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said: I am a system with the leader. The security guard said: Chicken X and eggs are also a system. Chicken X went in, but can eggs go in?

10: One day, a certain gentleman's wife gave birth to a baby. He rushed to the hospital to visit and waited for n hours. There was crying in the delivery room. He shouted happily, I'm dad! At this time, the doctor came out with a sad face and told him that the child was born deformed. A gentleman stayed there and didn't understand why. Suddenly, his wife's crying came from the delivery room: it was all because of the murder that day. If you don't reply, 99% of people will die laughing on the spot after reading it ... If you don't land, it will be 1%.