Cross talk jokes for help ~ ~ ~ ~

The name is Daiyu Walking Up and Down, Allegro Tianjin, performances by Tong Youwei and Ma Shuchun, and the last paragraph is going to Japan.

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Daiyu left Iraq and continued to turn.

Daiyu takes the train, Daiyu takes the boat,

Daiyu became a rocket after boarding the plane.

I went to Osaka, Japan.

She met a man with a bitter face.

Ask him who he is. He is Koizumi.

She squinted and looked straight at Daiyu.

He doesn't look at his head, he doesn't look at his feet, he only looks at his chest!

Dai jade to gas, dai jade shook him:

You son of a bitch, you scumbag,

Look at your eyes, it must be a big plaid.

You know who I am, dare to have evil thoughts,

Aunt, I know a lot of black and white!

Do you know Liu Wenbu? Take Zheng Fushan for example.

They practice mandarin duck feet together and kick you to the sky;

That Ma Shuchun can practice Zen in eight steps.

Drive you son of a bitch into the lair;

And Tong Youwei, the sword of Zhong Kui,

When he sees evil spirits, he cuts them off, and your liver trembles.

Koizumi shivered and hurriedly took out his business card:

My name is Junichiro and my last name is Koizumi.

It's the Japanese Prime Minister. This area is responsible.

Dai jade listen, almond-eyed Deng Yuan:

Oh, so you are that bastard Koizumi!

Your name is good, your father is far-sighted,

Junichiro, Junichiro,

You are a wolf, and your teeth are quite sharp!

You don't do good, you son of a bitch,

You have a big face all day, and you show it to the whole world.

You go to that unlucky shrine once a year,

For a few old devils, you treat them as immortals!

What roast chicken, Yuan, the spy thief,

The brother of 356 is 363,

Militarist warmongers haunt us.

You sharpen your head, get into parliament,

You're full of bad things, you're just plotting,

Alas, leg lifts are convenient,

Pee and look at you. You are poor enough.

Revise textbooks to cover up the historical truth,

In the war of aggression, what is the "East Asian Glory Circle"?

Nanjing massacre, terrible,

You changed it to "Nanjing incident" in an understatement.

Openly beautify the "September 18th" and "Lugouqiao Incident",

You talk nonsense. You must be the bird flu.

The spirit of Bushido is to dare to do and dare to do, but can't bear it.

You are eating food and opening a kiln, you are shameless!

You cheat the next generation, and you can't even make up a lie.

Call your father brother-in-law. You made a mess.

Staring at Diaoyu Island and thinking about Taiwan Province Province,

Plotting to plunder the gasoline fields in the East China Sea of China,

Are you begging Hanako to enter the restaurant? You are greedy when you see him.

I'll give you a famous saying, don't be impatient after listening.

You stick a crutch in your grave, and you turn evil.

I think you should be beaten, I think you owe a chance,

You owe this to your aunt. I threw sulfuric acid at you.

Just do it, just do it,

In my opinion, I owe you two round bullets!

If you don't repent and go on like this,

I see you are a Japanese ship, called Manchu.

We are waiting for that day!