What kind of experience is it to fall in love with a monk?

My name is Nanbei, and I was born in a Zen temple. My master is a famous vicious person in Fiona Fang Shili.

When I was older, I asked Master who my biological parents were. Master smiled and said, "It's me."

I said impossible. Master said, "You know it's impossible, so talk less and become a monk every day."

I always thought I would wait for my biological parents, and then thunder rolled down and started my new life. At the age of sixteen, the abbot's wife moved from Beijing and brought the things of the abbot's daughter. I know the thunder in my life is coming.

I asked master if I could chase things.

The master said yes.

I said, "Is it because the abbot has a wife that our temple doesn't give up sex?"

Master said, "No, it's because people always have some ideas when they are alive."

To tell the truth, things are still a little interesting to me. In the whole temple, she just wants to play with me. I asked, "You always come to visit me, right?"

Things say, "Don't think about it. In the whole temple, except the abbot, that is, my father, there are only four people, one is cooking, the other is your master, and the other is a temporary worker who cleans the toilet. If I were you, I would save myself some face. "

I felt a little relaxed, so I asked Master how to meditate. Master asked me, "You can become a monk or fall in love. Either way will do. "

I said, "I want to be a good monk, but I have never been taught to read the Bible in our temple. Which Yi Chan did we join? "

The master said, "I also asked the abbot this question. I advised him to give up the position of abbot as soon as possible. I am engaged in tourism economy, at least there is a way out. Who do you think is like a monk in our temple? "

"What did the abbot say?"

The abbot said, "A Zen temple has been passed down for thousands of years. As long as there is the possibility of meditation in the north and south, you can't be an abbot. "

I asked, "But you didn't teach me to meditate, Master?"

Master said, "If you think about the abbot's words again, you will know why I only teach you to eat, drink and be merry."

Master taught me that it's easy to put it bluntly. Play with her and make her laugh. Laugh too much, and you will naturally think it is love and fall in love with you. I think a lot of jokes to tell things, but I think when things laugh, I love her again.

I asked my master:

"Master, do you think the abbot knows about me and things?"

"I know the part-time job of coming to the toilet once a month, don't you think?"

"Why doesn't the abbot talk to me? Has his heart recognized me? "

"When you see a lazy toad lying by the well and want to eat swan meat, will you kick the lazy toad away?"

I decided to write a poem about something, but I can't rhyme. So I turned to Master for help, and Master said:

"Literati have their sweet nothings, and boors have their sweet nothings. Love this thing, expressing it is not equal. "

So I wrote:

"Dear thing, the master said that the world is neck and neck. I think what he said is wrong. If you are taller than me, I am better than you. If I were taller than you, I wouldn't dodge when you touched my bald head. Master said I would grow taller. Whether you are tall or I am tall, I love you more. "

Something asked me the next day:

"Silly North and South, why do you like me?"

I thought about it and said, "I don't need a reason to love someone."

Turn around and leave after listening to things.

I relayed it to the master, who said painfully:

"Whenever you encounter this kind of problem, you just need to close your eyes and praise women with all the words you can think of. You know, North and South, in love, sometimes it doesn't need to be true. "

"Why not?"

"Because love is not true."

Once a guest came to burn incense, and his family was a pot-stewed cook. Knowing that there was no meat in the temple, I brought a jar of braised chicken feet. The abbot hid the chicken feet in the kitchen and said that he would eat them when there was a chance for a major festival.

Something told me to steal it at night. I asked what should I do if someone found it? That thing said, "Then learn from your master and run away. Anyway, everyone knows what kind of person your host is, and it is normal for him to steal and eat. "

That night, I sneaked into the kitchen and really met the people in the temple, sneaking around like me. I tried to imitate Master's voice and said, "Who's that over there?"

The dark shadow replied with milk: "I am North and South ~"

When they met Cao in the jar, I discovered that the other party was my beloved master. Master said, "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask. Give this fickle world some face. "

Two people split the chicken feet, and I finished eating and went home. That night, I kept going to the toilet, tossing and turning, and I couldn't sleep. I said to my master:

"I always want to see something. Sometimes I think she loves me, and sometimes she doesn't. In feelings, unprovoked speculation is the root of internal friction. "

"Master didn't fall asleep last night, and his voice was a little uncomfortable. So I think your chicken feet at night are salty and have nothing to do with things. "

Stealing chicken feet is windy at night, and I caught a cold. A few days later, something came to me. She asked:

"Are you better, North and South?"

"Still a little uncomfortable. It's really too open of you to care about me,,, "

"I'm not ready to go. Don't infect me. "

When I am in good health, things follow me to herd sheep. She asked me to praise her. I heard from master that sweet words according to the situation are the most touching.

So I said, "the mountains and rivers are moving, but you are blocking me." You dazzle me. You are all the scenery in my eyes. "

"North and South, the other night, I just ate a few more chicken feet than you, and you want to say that I am fat."

One night, Master came to sleep with me. I asked him why he didn't sleep alone. Master said that the abbot occupied his room and must have been kicked out by his wife.

To tell the truth, I never understood why the abbot and his wife were at odds. Since the abbot's wife came back from Beijing, she has always lost her temper with the abbot. But she will also urge the abbot to eat well, occasionally pinching the abbot's shoulder and lying in his arms with a smile. I asked my master:

"The abbot and his wife tortured each other and loved each other. What is this? "

Master said, "This is marriage."

The master paused and added, "In fact, the abbot is not as cowardly as you think. The abbot was very fierce in those days. "

I asked master how fierce he was.

Master said, "The abbot killed someone."

My heart was shocked. To tell the truth, the abbot is like that. Don't say he killed anyone. I have to think about whether it is true or not.

I haven't had anything to come to me for a while since I herded sheep last time, which made me a little lost. I thought at some point in my life, I would die for her. But life is life, there are not so many bright spots. I am an ordinary little monk. When I stand in front of her, I will pray that she likes me too.

I ran to the east room and asked her while arranging my hair.

"Things, would you like to go to the moon with me to recite poems?"

"No, you are also worth reading poetry."

"Things, are you willing to break through the secular barriers for me?"

"No, you don't know the fence."

"Things, you won't abandon me?"

"No,,,? Who said you were stupid? "

"I am stupid most of the time, because I think the world is meaningless. Occasionally I will be inspired by you, because you are all my expectations for this world. "

Soon I started playing again, and I don't want to be apart anymore. Things and I are addicted to herding sheep all day. We lay on the grass on the hillside and talked aimlessly. The sun goes down, the sheep are scattered, and fools can be seen everywhere.

Master said to me, "North and South, you can't indulge in pleasure any more. You have to meditate and then take part in the national competition to fight the enemy, so that you can be a qualified young man. "

I asked, "Master, what do you mean?"

Master said, "It's just a beep."

I said, "No, young people can't learn anything well. Learn to beep. "

The master said, "Do you know why the abbot's wife came back?"

I said I don't know.

Master sighed and said, "You just need to know that if you don't attend, Mrs. Abbot, plus things, you may leave. Of course, from my point of view, if you can win the prize, the court will allocate a sum of money, and we are already unable to open the pot. "

I found something and asked her if she would leave.

Something said, "My mother should be able to walk. I will wipe my tears when I see her at night."

I am in a hurry. I said, "things, I'll go wherever you go."

Something said, "Why should I go? I will stay here with you. "

That afternoon, I learned many things, for example, the abbot's wife is the daughter of a high official. I don't know why she had an affair with the abbot. She was under house arrest in Beijing for many years, but this time she sneaked out. The loquat tree in the backyard was planted when Mrs. abbot was pregnant. It's as big as something. Now it is as slender as a roof, and the abbot always stares at it in a daze.

Something told me that in Beijing, as long as you wear the ring given by the other party, you get married. Her mother's ring was given by the abbot, who swore it was gold, and now it has faded to white.

I know what things mean, but the problem is that I don't even have a white ring. Doesn't that mean I'm more useless than the abbot? I found master, and I said I would take part in the competition and earn some money.

Master said, "If you want to think clearly, I didn't ask you to go for your own good."

I said, "Master is joking. You said it was for my own good, and I dare not go. "

Master smiled, signed up for me, ordered something, and the three of us set off together. That night, Beijing caused a sensation. Everyone said: The Great Buddha and General Zhennan trained a disciple in a ruined temple. They paid equal attention to treachery and tyranny and wanted to make a splash in Beijing.

On the way, I asked Master why this temple was called "Yi Chan".

The master said, "As you can see, no one in the temple is a monk except you. When the abbot and I arrived here, your real master was dying of old age. He entrusted you to us and said that you would shine in the Zen Temple. So, you should ask yourself, what is Yi Chan? "

I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't understand it. I can't meditate. There are many Buddhists in this world, but there are only things in my heart. Things are with me at the moment. What else should I attend?

The Machine Front Competition was held as scheduled, and all the participating monks wore bald heads, which had an extraordinary reflective effect. When the big troops passed by the street, the neighbors thought it was dawn and got up to work.

At the contest, the monks asked me many questions, and I answered them all. Sometimes the monk said that he was in a hurry and there was no meaning in his words, so I waved my hand wearily and said, noisy! The audience was quiet for a while, and then there was overwhelming applause.

Sixteen games in a row, I defeated sixteen abbots in Shanhaiguan. The sky is round, and it seems that I was born to understand these truths. Speaking of excitement, I suddenly feel like a god.

Some people say: this is a disciple of the Zen Temple, and the Zen Temple is good at preaching and achieving Buddhism.

Some people are also secretly anxious. The machine front competition is not suitable for everyone. The significance of its existence is to raise the status of some big temples, and the interests involved behind it are countless. The countryside needs real buddhas, and temples only need false gods.

On this day, I had a quarrel with Master, and I was going to go shopping with my things, but I couldn't find anyone anywhere. There was a letter on my desk asking me to go to such and such a place, otherwise I would regret it, so I went at once.

Things were tied, and the other party said, "This is the second time we met. General Zhennan has no tiger charm this time. A general without a tiger charm is not a tiger. "

Master sighed and said, "More than ten years ago, there was a great drought outside Shanhaiguan. I wrote to the emperor with the Buddha and asked for disaster relief. As a result, you are not allowed because it harms your interests. It is urgent. I mobilized the soldiers and horses to put you all under house arrest, saving the lives of100000 people. To this end, Buddhist and I blocked countless private soldiers. Interfering with your interests again this time, I don't understand why you have so many interests? "

The other side said, "Don't talk too much, either enter or die."

I immediately stood up and said, "Never mind, let's go back."

The other party said, "How do I know if you are lying to me?"

I was surprised: "renege, isn't this what you bad guys do?"

"In our eyes, you are bad people."

"What are you going to do?"

The other party said, "You can't prove it when you hear that your heart is broken. Since someone touts you as a Buddha, I want you to kneel down. "

I said to something, "I'm afraid I can't make money to buy a ring this time." I promise to buy you a real gold ring. Compared with the abbot, I still have some credit. " Now I'm going to propose to you on my knees, okay? "

Tears glistened in the corners of her eyes. She said to me, "If you want to propose, propose well. What's going on now? "

"My great grandfather won't let my mother see my dad again, saying that my dad lost his job, but my dad saved hundreds of people outside the customs, and the thief's blood splashed three feet. You said you were better than my dad, so you and he should do what you want. I don't care if you are a real Buddha or a young monk. The important thing is that the man I like can't recognize me. "

I was shocked after hearing it, not that I was shocked by anything, but that she looked like the abbot's wife at the moment. I remember what Master always said: Don't enter the house unless you are a family. Seeing the abbot's miserable appearance, I was worried about the future for the first time in my life.

I said, "I'll go."

Something said, "If you are strong, scold me?"

It's over, no different from the abbot's wife.

I asked the master, "Is everything all right?"

Master said, "You are a grassroots, others are not."

Master protected me all the way to deus ex, and came to the last game of the Pioneer Competition. At that moment, the sky was clear and my mind was empty. I suddenly know what "Yi Chan" means. I've lived for a hundred years, and I just need to find something I want to participate in.

The old monk asked, "What sport?"

I said, "Dancing is a heartbeat."

The old monk said, "Hum! Crooked ways! "

I said, "When I say this, it is at most a side door."

The old monk asked again, "How is this crooked ways?"

I said, "The old monk's golden house is full of treasures, and he pocketed his own money. If you say that again, it will be crooked ways. "

On that day, I tried my best to say that I was a Buddha and a wise man. There are 30,000 people in Beijing, and everyone knows that a young monk in a Zen temple has become a Buddha.

When I went back to find something, it was gone. The abbot saved her by imperial edict. It turns out that the abbot's wife came back this time to let him go back to be an official. Although the old father-in-law mocked his son-in-law on the surface, he continued to make friends for many years and finally got this pardon for his son-in-law.

Things and my parents stayed in Beijing, and Master sent me back to a Zen temple, and then I was reinstated.

I asked the master, "Master, you said this,"

"Don't say it."

I am very angry. Before I went to Beijing, I thought my world was only ten miles as big as Fiona Fang, a Buddhist temple. When I entered Beijing, I found that the world is so big that not everyone has a place. It is outrageous that a Buddhist's daughter marries a monk.

After returning to a Zen temple, I still herd sheep and meditate every day. It's just that the sun is setting, and I am one of them. Cultural people will say: This is the loneliness all over the mountain.

Once I went down the mountain, I saw a ring in a gold jewelry store, which was small and lovely. I'm sure I'll like it when I see it. I think so.

I will take care of the loquat tree in the abbot's yard and occasionally hold it in a daze. This day I was holding a tree and something came back. She said, "You look like a koala."

I just asked, "How did you come back?"

Something said, "Nonsense, I will be there wherever you are."

I cried again and asked, "Are you leaving?"

The thing said, "Come on, smash this place for me, build a tourist area, turn on the lights and sell bracelets, and you and my dad will be ashamed of being poor."

I continued to cry and said, "This is where my master and abbot miss each other."

Something asked, "Our opinions seem a little different?"

I said, "That must be my fault. I listen to you. "