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The price of credulity
"Sister, did my brother-in-law tell you about the divorce?" Cousin Yu Miao carefully tried.
"no! Why do you ask? " Cousin Nana was at a loss by her cousin's sudden question.
"No ... I just heard that my brother-in-law is getting a divorce." Yu Miao, like a frightened bird, quickly explained.
"I heard? Who said that? " Nana wants to find out the truth.
But Yu Miao panicked and quickly waved: "I ... I don't know! Cousin, I have something to do. I have to go first! "
"Ah ..." Before Nana could speak, Yu Miao ran away, and her cousin's abnormality aroused her suspicion.
A month later, Yu Miao vomited, and her family went to the hospital for examination out of concern.
I thought there was something wrong with my stomach, so I failed the gastrointestinal department. As a result, the doctor directly said that I should go to gynecological examination first.
This survey can find out that the whole family was unexpectedly pregnant for 6 weeks!
Now the whole family is confused. Yu Miao didn't play with her boyfriend, and she didn't get married. Where did this child come from?
Then, a flood of questions came from Yu Miao, but she just kept silent. Her face was pale and her lips were colorless.
There is nothing the family can do about her, so they have to let her go first.
Nana and Guo An have been married for more than ten years and have a daughter who is about to graduate from college.
In the first few years of their daughter's life, they had a good relationship and suffered all day.
Accidents will happen. Such a sweet day was broken by a marital infidelity.
When Nana was pregnant with her second child, Guo An always stayed out for the night or came back drunk. Nana greeted with concern, but he complained.
Gradually, small quarrels at home for three days and big quarrels for five days became commonplace. In the quarrel, the second child slipped.
Wet tires also need good conditioning. At first, Guo An ignored Nana when he came back, but now he just ignored her.
One day, Nana found that Guo An had lip prints on his cheek and shirt collar. She guessed that her husband might be having an affair, but she didn't show any emotion.
In the next few days, the color of lip prints is different, and the lip shape is different.
This is not just a woman! Nana finally broke out. Considering that there are still two children who can't lose their father's love, she forced Guo An to return to his family on the grounds of divorcing him and letting him leave home cleanly.
Guo An is really threatened. He knelt down and begged Nana's forgiveness.
Men cheat many times at a time, and Nana just wants to leave a complete home for her children.
In the end, the two made concessions and did not divorce until their children graduated from college. If they are caught cheating again during their marriage, they will unconditionally accept an innocent marriage.
Although the couple reached a * * * understanding, but after all, it is a broken vase, no matter how to repair it, there are seams.
Since then, their feelings have never been the same.
Guo An was honest for a while, but his wife's indissoluble amorous feelings made his heart itch again.
This time he aimed at Nana's inexperienced cousin Yu Miao, who just turned 18 years old.
A few sweet words coax Yu Miao to be elated and nervous. After all, my cousin's husband and cousin are not divorced. If we are with him now, we can't afford the constant gossip.
Therefore, even if she is in love with her brother-in-law, she dare not show it.
However, Guo An was observant and saw Yu Miao's anxiety and looseness, so he took the initiative to go to a bar in Yu Miao.
Yu Miao came to the bar with a happy mood and found Guo An at a glance.
Guo An, who was 50 years old that night, dressed beautifully today, as if she was in her early 30s. Yu Miao felt a pounding in her heart. ?
"Vivi is so beautiful today!"
"Simon, I like you!"
"Simon, Simon, you are one hundred times gentler than your cousin. If only I had married you! "
"……"
Guo An is full of sweet words, and they drink one cup after another.
I don't know when Guo An put his hand on Simon's shoulder, but Yu Miao didn't object.
"Would you like to stay with me?" Maybe it's always easy to get involved after drinking.
"But ... but you're not divorced. I am on your side. What am I? " Yu Miao still has scruples.
"Sooner or later!" Guo Anduan handed Yu Miao the full wine and continued to seduce him: "Forget it, we don't want so much. Today's wine made us drunk. Let's drink this glass of wine first, and then I'll try to persuade her to divorce when I get back. Come on, cheers! "
Yu Miao believed him and drank his glass of wine obediently. However, Na Zhi could not drink well, and soon he became dizzy.
Guo An didn't go home that night, and neither did Yu Miao. They live in the same hotel and room. When Simon woke up, it was too late.
Afterwards, Yu Miao regretted it and became more afraid. Her eyes were swollen with tears and she couldn't figure out a way.
At this time, Guo An solemnly promised her: "Vivi, don't worry, I will definitely divorce Nana and marry you."
Yu Miao this just received tears.
Then they went in and out of the hotel several times.
After more than a month, Yu Miao vomited and was taken to the hospital for examination, and found that she was pregnant. She knew that the paper wouldn't catch fire soon. Even if she didn't ask at home, she was not practical. She had to find her cousin's husband and ask him how the divorce was going.
However, since being found pregnant, her cousin seems to have disappeared all day.
Helpless, she had to go to her cousin to test.
But Yu Miao is not a wet behind the ears after all. After a few words, he panicked and let the cat out of the bag.
The shrewd Nana quickly realized that her husband had done it.
She quietly asked her husband to accompany her to her cousin's house, but in fact she exposed what Guo An had done.
Yu Miao finally saw Guo An, his eyes were red, and he saw Guo An fooling around. He grabbed Guo An's arm desperately and asked, "Cousin, where have you been?" Ah! It is hard for me to find you! "
"Why do you want to see me? I am very busy! " Guo An still doesn't care.
"Ha ha ... busy? What are you up to? You know I'm pregnant! You're avoiding me, don't you want to be responsible, right? Before, you said that you divorced your cousin and married me! " Yu Miao pointed to his cousin and asked angrily.
"I didn't say divorce! Don't wronged me! " Guo An denied this promise.
"What? Didn't you say that? Ha ... ha ha ha ... if you don't give me a promise, I'll stay with you ... I won't be pregnant with your child! Guo An, do you have a conscience? Meowed ... "Yu Miao heard Guo An denied the previous commitment, and suddenly felt that he was joking.
"Conscience? Oh! Yu Miao, we are all adults. We are playing adult games. Don't play if you can't afford to lose. " Guo An continued to add fuel to the fire.
Yu Miao seems to have been struck by lightning. What did he say? What is a game for adults? Is to bully her It's irresponsible!
Yu Miao rushed up like crazy, kicking and biting for a while, and Yu Miao's family joined the fight.
Later, Guo An divorced Yu Miao's cousin Nana, and all the property belonged to Nana. Guo An was kicked out like a SangGuQuan.
And Yu Miao aborted the child, left this place that made her sad, desperate and humiliated, and never came back.
This is the price of trusting men's sweet words easily.
No matter how good a person is, he must have his own principles and bottom line. The best way to protect yourself is not to cross the line easily and not to give yourself completely to others.
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