Send a few jokes to make everyone happy.

(1) Kangaroo: Alas, there is no money in the pocket, no matter how big the pocket is, it is still a mouse;

(2) Mouse: Alas, can you not get old worrying about something to eat and drink all day?

(3) Fish: I won't surf the Internet even if I am killed;

(4) Squid: Damn, full of ink or a thief;

(5) Hedgehog: I really want to feel the taste of hugging others;

Hen: Why don't people want us to practice family planning?

(7) Cow: So many people drink my milk, but no one calls me "mom";

(8) Mosquito: If we can make people applaud us, it's worth dying!