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Xiaoming's family has a dog king, and all the dogs in their area bite him. One day, Xiaoming took the dog to the park and sat down. Next to him is an old man, holding a dog that has been cut a little thin. Xiao Ming asked the old man's dog to fight his dog king, but the old man didn't want it. Xiao Ming said he would pay for the bite. The old man had to agree. Then two of them started to bite, and the dog king died-

-! ! Xiao Ming knelt on the ground and cried, "Xiao Qiang, I'm sorry!" " Now black-haired people send white-haired dogs! Old man, what kind of dog do you have that is so powerful! ! "The old man said," My dog got a haircut. It is a dog. It is a hairy lion. "

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