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There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear’s home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, the penguin was bored at home and was going to go and play with the polar bear. So he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to turn off the gas in his house. It had been 10 years since he left, but the gas was still running. It had to be turned off, so Penguin walked home to turn off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What did he say... "I won't play with you!" Second, there was a penguin whose home was so far away from the polar bear's home that it would take 20 years to get there by walking. One day, the penguin was bored at home and was going to play with the polar bear, so he went out, but halfway down the road he found that he had forgotten to lock the door. It had been 10 years since he walked, but the door still had to be locked. Ah, so the penguin walked home again and locked the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What did he say... "Let's go to your house to play!" San said there was a penguin. His home was very far away from the polar bear's home. If we had to walk, it would take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was bored at home and was going to play with the polar bear, so he went out, but halfway through he found that he had forgotten to turn off the refrigerator at home. It had been 10 years since he left, but the refrigerator still had to be turned off. Ah, so the penguin walked home again to close the refrigerator. After closing the refrigerator, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" As a result, the polar bear was not there, and the neighbor seal Tell him that the polar bear just came back yesterday and said he forgot to close the refrigerator. Today he has set off to play with penguins. There was a penguin who had nothing to do and plucked his own fur to play with. When all of his fur was plucked out, he said: It's so cold. Sequel: There was a polar bear who had nothing to do and plucked out his own hair. He said something: That penguin was right... One of the people from an Antarctic expedition team asked a penguin what he did every day. This penguin said eat, sleep, and play beans. He felt strange, so he asked the second penguin, and the answer was still eat, sleep, and play beans. Until he asked the 99th penguin, the answer was always eat, sleep, and play beans. When he asked the 100 penguins on the ground about eating and sleeping, the man then asked why you didn’t play Doudou? The penguin cried and said, I am Doudou.