A joke suitable for first-grade children

1, I remember when I was in the first grade of primary school.

One day, a nearsighted teacher, Mr. Liu, came to teach. Chatting and chatting, Mr. Liu called me up: You stand up for me. I found that you have been gossiping since the beginning of class. It doesn't matter if you don't study. Don't tease others to study. I was quite unconvinced and retorted: Teacher, I didn't say anything. I don't believe you asked the soldier next to me. I have been eating melon seeds. Where can I talk?

Teacher: Ah! ?

2. I heard from my colleague that one of his sister's children is in the first grade of primary school, and the final term is coming soon. The teacher called her sister: The exam is coming soon, can you take the children home first (the poor grades of the children will make the class average). This is not GC. School is about to start. His father asked the child: School has started. Are you going back to Grade One or Grade Two? The baby thought for a moment: you spend money and listen to you. ...

When I was a child, my cousin masturbated in the room.

I asked him: What is this?

He told me that he was practicing martial arts.

At the freshman orientation party, the monitor asked: Who can perform martial arts on stage?

I'm going up ...