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The sentence describing the heat in winter is very funny.

The sentence describing the heat in winter is funny:

1. Today's sun is like a hot steamed stuffed bun in the microwave oven, which makes me feel extremely warm.

It's so hot in winter that I have to wear short sleeves. Who is in the mood to wear a cotton-padded jacket?

Today's sunny day makes me a little dizzy. I wonder if it will be so hot in winter?

It was so hot in winter that I had to turn on the fan, but it kept blowing hot air, which made me feel extremely embarrassed.

It's so hot today that I almost opened the refrigerator to enjoy air conditioning, only to find that the refrigerator is also hot.

6. It's too hot in winter, and I want to drink an iced drink, but after drinking it, I find that the drink is also warm.

It's sunny today, which makes me feel good. Suddenly, I remembered a song: Today is sunny and beautiful everywhere.

It was so hot in winter that I had to go swimming, only to find that the swimming pool was full of hot water.

9. Today, the sun is shining, which makes me feel warm. Suddenly, I remembered a song: I love taking a bath, I am in good health, oh, oh, oh.

10, it's so hot in winter that I have to use cold water to irrigate my head. It turns out that cold water is also hot.

1 1. Today's winter is like an overheated oven, which makes people feel unbearable hot.

12, my nose is red with cold, just like a ripe apple.

13, today's snowflakes fell to the ground and melted instantly, as if they were also confused about this warm winter.

14, my ears are numb with cold, and now I feel a warm current when I hear any sound.

15, today's sunshine, like a sharp knife, pierced my heavy winter coat and made me feel the pain of my skin.

16, my toes have been frozen as if I lost consciousness, as if I had escaped from this hot winter.

17, today's hail fell to the ground and instantly turned into steam, as if surprised by this warm winter.

18, my fingers have been red and swollen with cold, and now I feel a tingling sensation when I touch anything.

19, today's winter is like a crazy stove, making people feel that there is nowhere to hide.

20. My eyes have frozen into tears, as if I had foreseen the end of this hot winter.