Poetry jokes caused by Putonghua

Many tongue twisters in Mandarin can have many jokes.

take for example

1. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the bottom. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

If you don't study well, there will be jokes.