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How to write a 300-word joke story in ancient Chinese?

It reads as follows:

1. Misspelled words should have the same pronunciation.

Besides, this typo will be misleading.

There must be a strong contrast between the two sides of the story.

The model essay is as follows:

Four prisoners knelt before the county magistrate in turn. The county magistrate said to the second prisoner, "You, turn the bucket over!" " "The prisoner got a fright and thought, how can this be called a somersault in the lobby? ! He dared not disobey, so he had to turn over a bucket. The county magistrate was furious: "Bold and unruly, give me a big board 10!" The village chief complied. At this time, Bao Bao whispered, "Sir, his name is Pan. The county magistrate said "ah ah" twice, and then said to the female prisoner humanely: "You! And (what! ) "The female prisoner was helpless and turned over a frame miserably. The county magistrate hit her again in anger 10. The master added, "Sir, it should be called Mr. Michaelis." The county magistrate said, "Tell me earlier, ah ah! Just as he was about to ask the fourth prisoner, the master said, "Sir, this prisoner's name is Xin keitel." "The county magistrate said," Ha ha, thanks to your warning, I almost called him "dad" just now! "

Joke is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is xiào hua, which means something that makes people laugh.

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

On June 7th, 2008, Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.