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I bought all the lottery tickets in the village, and I only won 50 yuan when I opened them. What's the matter?

Lottery Center: Let's scissors rock and paper. If you lose, give me two dollars. If you win, I will give you five million dollars! Lottery: Come on! I'm ready! Lottery Center: You go first.

This is a routine. When the company packaged these lottery tickets for you, it made a budget in advance. Most of the lottery tickets you buy can only be returned at most 60% to 70%, and many of them are only 40% to 50%. There are absolutely no big prizes, and few people buy enough money. If you want to get rich by buying lottery tickets, don't be wishful thinking.

To know the current high technology, we can't deny that there are no high prizes. All kinds of lottery tickets sold are scanned by lottery sellers through radar and earth satellite positioning. Welfare itself is a voluntary contribution. Lottery tickets and gambling are just phone calls. Farmer friends should be pragmatic and steady, and don't daydream.

Everyone knows the lottery, and everything is as good as fate. Unless you specialize in mathematics, I heard that mathematicians have worked out the lottery rules before, but it depends more on luck. Moreover, lottery tickets in China are all public welfare. Buy one and try your luck. Kill two birds with one stone. It is unrealistic to think about buying lottery tickets to make a fortune. And I don't believe that people who can save enough down payment will easily spend all their money on lottery tickets. Even if you have the will, the agent will chase you to buy a house first.

There are two mistakes, one is stupid, and the other is too speculative. The people who design lottery tickets are not fools. Even if you buy all the lottery tickets in the current period, the prize money in the lottery is far less than the money spent on the lottery, otherwise all lottery sellers will lose money.

I know it's fake, but the reality forces me to deceive myself to buy it. I am really desperate, and I have lost confidence and hope in life. Perhaps, the lottery has become my only hope, the only sustenance, even if it is fake. Each lottery is indeed an independent event, but if you combine it, it can also be regarded as a combined event. Just like tossing a coin on the second floor, you may not be five to five exactly ten times, but when you toss 10000 times, the number is very close. Lottery prizes are selected by computer statistics, and it is impossible to play at random if the prizes are distributed according to the proportion of 50%. What is the average sales of two-color ball in the first phase of more than 3 billion? Why do you win a few bets in each issue?

If the lottery is drawn immediately, thousands of first prizes may be won, and the first prizes are not as many as the fixed prizes. So buying lottery tickets is just for fun and luck. There is no need to forge the lottery process, because in any case, lottery issuers are sure to make a profit, and the income is rich. It is estimated that at least 40% of them are risk-free. Is it necessary to take risks to keep the false from the true for such profits? Normal people don't do it. The so-called fraud, the most likely is the number of bets on the grand prize! For example, recently, the average number of bets (first prize) was 3~5 bets, and suddenly (the prize pool increased too much), the number of winning bets in the first prize increased. (The media called it a blowout) Then it broke the news that someone somewhere doubled the N bet, and the prize pool was instantly hollowed out!

I believe that it is absolutely fair and just for the state to issue lottery tickets, which is beneficial to the country and the people. But poor management, in the face of huge money temptation, it is inevitable that there will be corrupt black hands inside, and some people will cover up. Are there few reports of misappropriation of lottery tickets in recent years? Quite a lot! From tens of millions to hundreds of millions, but how the money was hacked has not been reported! Like buying lottery tickets, like gambling! Happiness is not worthy of praise, and difficulties are not worthy of help! No one can turn back without a clear understanding. As a result, you ruined yourself and the future and destiny of your immediate family!

Probability can be generalized to a few people every time. Can't it be generalized if most people buy this number? After all, every number has the same chance of winning. Proper internal operation means that it is really necessary to give profits to lottery players, but it is also necessary to artificially choose the people with the least number. This operation space is large. In the context of big data, it is very simple to give yourself a unique number at the last minute.

His mistake is to get something for nothing. Buy scratch colors and get rich. Will there really be a pie in the sky? If you make a fortune by buying lottery tickets. The whole country will buy lottery tickets. Do nothing. Buying lottery tickets is just a form of entertainment. Especially for new lottery players, enough is enough. Cultivate color with color. That is, after winning the prize, take out the winning money and buy it. The hard-earned money of migrant workers is not easy. Take care of yourself!