Jokes about One Piece! ! ! The more the better! !

Classic joke: One Piece jokes 1. In order to show his concern for his subordinates, Colonel Smoker suddenly entered the navy's basic canteen. In the canteen, he saw Kobe and Berumebo standing in front of a big soup pot and said, "Let me taste this soup!" "

"But. . . . "Kobe said,

Smoker: "But what? Give me the spoon. . . Then he took a long drink and cursed angrily: "Shit! How could you give this to the navy? ! ! ! This is simply a pot of water! "

Kirby: "I want to tell you. . . But you have tasted it. . . "

2。 Nami, a math teacher, asked Luffy, "We are going to learn subtraction today! For example, your brother has five pieces of barbecue, but you stole 1 piece from there. How many pieces are left? "

Luffy: "Five dollars!"

Nami was angry: "Why is it five dollars? 5- 1 = 4! "

Luffy: "Because I ate his barbecue, he will turn me into a barbecue!" " "

3。 Alvida went to a hospital in Qiao Ba for cosmetic surgery before eating slippery fruit. Qiao Ba told her: "In your case, the whole operation costs 1000 Vamberi, but after the operation, you are definitely the most beautiful woman on the great route!"

Alvida: "It's too expensive! Is there a cheaper way? "

Qiao Ba: "Yes, there is a way. 500 Berry is enough, you can charm anyone! " "

"Really? ! What is the method? "

Qiao Ba: "Eye rhytidectomy and alabaster veil and headscarf. . . "

4。 Luffy: "Brother, let's play a circus game. I will play the big bear inside! " "

Ace: "What about me?"

Luffy: "You play the big sister who plays with the big bear and keeps stuffing delicious food into my mouth!" " "

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5。 Luffy took Qiao Ba to see a psychiatrist.

Luffy said to the doctor, "Qiao Ba is a deer, but she thinks she is a hen. It has been half a year! "

Doctor: "Ah! It's been six months. Why didn't you come earlier? "

Luffy: "Because I want to eat eggs!"

6. Zhuo Luo got lost in the country. He met a man who was plowing in a corn field. He shouted rudely, "Hey! Where does this road lead?

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