From habitual thief to prime minister, how did he do it?

This year, Zu passed the national civil service examination, was hired by the Prime Minister's Office of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, and started his career.

At this time, Gao Huan was the prime minister, and Gao Huan was nominally the prime minister. In fact, he was the actual controller of the Eastern Wei Dynasty.

As a leader, Gao Huan will meet with envoys and foreign guests, attend various meetings, and inspect and guide local and military work. Therefore, for example, writing speeches, translating documents, recording the contents of meetings, and publicizing and implementing the spirit of Premier Gao's speech all need a strong propagandist.

Pens are important!

In the eyes of our ancestors, playing with pens is childish. He knows four foreign languages, poetry and songs, yin and yang divination and medical treatment. In several competitions, he performed exceptionally well, overfulfilled the task and won unanimous praise. Finally, she became the champion of Gao Huan's secretarial team.

Zu was gifted and knowledgeable since childhood, which may be related to his father. His father, Zuying, is a Saint Amethyst who is "Ying Ying is eight years old and can recite poems". Until now, this agile and studious grandfather is still an example for us to learn!

However, it is not his brilliant pen, extensive knowledge and rote memorization that really makes Zu stand tall among his colleagues in officialdom.

During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, it was legal for a man to find a woman who slipped away. It's better for Joe to take this bite. As soon as he made a fortune, he made an appointment with some relatives and friends to ride his old horse, which had lost all its hair, and went to the brothel to find women to drink and gamble. Party every night until all the money is spent.

This is normal. Unusually, Joe's favorite date is a 60-year-old toothless widow Wang. Zu molested Mrs. Wang in front of everyone and took a bite, which made everyone present get goose bumps.

Faced with everyone's incomprehension, Joe laughed it off.

Later, it was concluded that only one "stealing" can't be learned.

Good summary. Zurat's stealing skill is not really brilliant, but his "thief courage" is the best in the world.

He stole a lot of gold.

At that time, Premier Gao hosted a family dinner for all the staff. After the banquet, the host found a golden wine glass missing. The host was very angry and told everyone not to leave. They searched one by one and finally found it in Joe's hat.

Zu was not ashamed, wiped his face with his hand and left with a smile.

When he had no money, Zu stole military supplies from the warehouse, sold several cars, and then took the money to a brothel.

He also made a fortune by forging documents and was reported. Gao Huan was so angry that he locked up his ancestors and sent them to Fang Jiayi for reeducation through labor. Later, it was because he wrote an excellent inscription that Zu was released.

Through constant roadshows, the Gaos constantly replaced their assets, and finally reorganized the Eastern Wei Group, turning the Eastern Wei into a Gaos in the Northern Qi Dynasty. The times are progressing, but the technology that Zu stole is not.

He dares to steal the book of "Crazy King" Gao Yang.

Stole walnut oil from the warehouse.

Steal whatever you can, but you often miss.

Crazy king Gao Yang later, as long as he saw his ancestors, he greeted them kindly:

Who am I talking about? Is the thief there?

Therefore, Zu is not a talented person in the Northern Qi Dynasty who is full of literary thoughts and brilliant writing style, but a "thief".

Gao Yang loved killing people all his life, but he just didn't kill those ancestors who kept making mistakes or even being mean.

Because no one can replace Joe's pen.

Everyone regards Zu as a clown, a scum and a thief. Treat his existence as a joke.

But they really look down on Joe. Zu will never forget his life creed: and while one man guards it, never stop.

He turned his eyes to another member of Gaos thought: Gao Zhan, the king of long light.

Gao Zhan is semi-illiterate, and he likes painting. One day, Joe went to see him with an oil painting. When no one was around, Zu Shen said mysteriously, Your Highness, I had a dream last night and saw your Highness riding a dragon, so that's it.

This dream has not failed. After Gao E's death, he became the boss, and Zu soon became an official red man.

However, in front of the emperor, there was a redder man, He Shikai. Adults and Gao Zhan are best friends. The two are independent of each other. Even Hu Huanghou's physical needs at that time were taken care of by adults.

Therefore, the ancestors could only watch and choi became officials and became prime ministers. He refuses to accept! Fortunately, Zu's pen is in hand, and he can also make secret hangover soup. Gao Zhan can't live without him.

Zu and Shikai persuaded the Crown Prince Gao Wei to be a happy emperor.

At this time, all kinds of strange phenomena happened, and Gao Zhan was really meditating. However, the power is still in your own hands. As soon as the emperor's father was happy, he gave Zujia an official title.

However, Zu is not satisfied. He wants to be prime minister himself. So he instructed his Liu Pei to write a letter to impeach Yuan Shikai. Unexpectedly, this adult Liu was too timid to write and betrayed his ancestors.

Gao Zhan was very angry and called Zuyang to scold him. This time, Zu didn't know what medicine he had taken, but he contradicted the emperor's father and said that he was lucky and an adulterer, which made the country in a mess.

Tall and angry, he wants to kill his ancestors. If Zu hadn't been merciful and called Tai Shang Huang an alchemist, he would have died this time. However, Zu also paid a price for this argument. In the dungeon, his eyes were blinded by smoke.

Grandfather, struggling in the frustrated days, finally waited for the little emperor Gao Wei to take charge. He assessed the situation and took the initiative to make up with He Shikai. Coupled with Gao Wei's support for ancestral memory, he will come back soon.

Soon, He Shikai was killed by the king in Langya, and Zu felt that the position of prime minister was waving to him.

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Now the most popular person in the imperial court is the emperor's wet nurse Lu. Zu chose to form an alliance with her, and they were in cahoots. With your help, Zu was appointed as Zuo Assistant Minister of Shangshu.

Being a blind prime minister is unique and unprecedented in the history of China.

During this period, Zu did something that left a lasting stigma, and finally got rid of Hu Luguang, the Minister of National Defense, and let the Northern Qi destroy the Great Wall. After Yu Wenyong, the Lord of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, welcomed the light, he heard the news with great joy. He immediately pardoned the whole world. Beiqi is undefended and does not welcome the light.

At this point, Zu finally cleared the periphery and entered the power center. He is going to fight a big battle, and after some treatment, the face of Beiqi has taken on a new look. But I also offended him and broke up with Lu.

After some infighting, Joe lost again. Last time I lost to a man who started with a lower body; This time, I lost to a woman who started from the upper body. Last time he lost a pair of eyes, this time he lost everything.

Zu was banished to North Xuzhou. Lu wants to kill people with a knife. Because Chen Guo troops in the south have occupied many cities in Northern Qi, and Xuzhou in the north is their next target. Alone, the city will be breached sooner or later.

But everyone looks down on Joe. In the absence of a major general, he made an empty plan, so that Chen Guo's vanguard troops did not dare to storm North Xuzhou.

The next day, the two armies met outside the city. Zu went into battle in disguise and shot a few with a bow. When he saw this evil thing, didn't he say that Zu was guarding the city? Who has ever seen a blind man shoot an arrow so accurately? Cheat, go first!

As a result, the blind ancestor, a former blind prime minister, managed to hold the city and created a military miracle despite the strong enemy and weak enemy. This is also the most brilliant stroke in his life.

Soon, Zu died of illness in North Xuzhou and was regarded as a natural death.

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Zu is a person who can't be evaluated. Among many historical figures, he is a special case.

He has a son named Zu Yanjun, who is also a man of great learning and pen and ink skills. After Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty and Northern Zhou Dynasty, Xiaozu went to Dasui Company to apply for a job. Unexpectedly, Wendi read Xiaozu's resume and said to the people around him, "Is it evil to kill the bright moon? I am really useless. "

This is also karma. When Joe framed Hu, I never thought such a thing would happen!

For thirteen years, the world turned against Sui. Xiaozu wrote an article "Writing for Li Mi in Luozhou", and wrote: "Nanshan Bamboo is full of sin; The waves of the East China Sea are doomed to evil. "

Since then, there have been countless idioms in our dictionary.

This point, the ancestors of that year would not have thought of, nor would Emperor Wendi of Sui.