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Oral replacement in the workplace
1. When your work is questioned, it won't work.
Stupid response: Why not?
Exchange: It is really difficult to implement, but our work has entered a bottleneck period and we need to try some different schemes.
The underlying logic: identify with each other+emphasize your own point of view+seek consensus.
2. Colleague diss doesn't cooperate with the work.
Stupid response: You didn't send it to me, okay? Don't talk nonsense
Change the mouth: I am also responsible this time. I didn't ask you when you needed it. If you need it in the future, let me know in advance to avoid misunderstanding.
The underlying logic: speak hard, speak soft+clarify the responsibilities of others+post-specification.
3. Leadership in front of greater leaders.
Stupid response: the leader asked me to do it.
Mouth to mouth: It's really my problem. I overestimated my ability. It depends on the leader at the helm.
The underlying logic: don't shirk responsibility+don't back the pot+point out the responsible person.
4. colleagues in the same industry send you a job.
Stupid response: I don't have time, I'm doing XX/ this is not my job!
Mouth replacement: yes, but I'm busy with XXX recently. If you are not in a hurry, wait until next week. If you are in a hurry, why not let Mr. Wang do yours first?
The underlying logic: no direct rebuttal+infinite delay+dismissal of leadership.
5. I lead myself wrong, but I blame you.
Give a chestnut: Why hasn't the activity plan been issued this time?
Stupid response: I have already sent it!
Change the mouth: then I'll send it again.
The underlying logic: give up self-certification+euphemistic prompt+redo.
6, colleagues' fault, the leader misunderstood you.
Stupid response: I didn't do it/XXX did it.
Change your mouth: Ah, I'll correct it right away. I will tell XXX not to make such low-level mistakes again, and our team should learn a lesson.
The underlying logic: correcting mistakes+pointing out the wrongdoer+the lesson of the team leader.
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