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What kind of program is Creating 1.4 Billion?

This is a sketch in the 20180707 issue of the program "Saturday Night Live", which was completed by Yue Yunpeng, Chen He, He Wenjun, Liu Yang, and Zhang Weiwei.

Skit lines:

Liu Yang: Dear founders of men's football, hello everyone, welcome to "Creating 1.4 Billion". Our program is selected from among 1.4 billion people. The 11th player can play football.

He Wenjun: In order to impact the next, next, next, next, next World Cup, brackets, I am not stuttering.

Liu Yang: Yes, he is not stammering. Well, he has made a comeback and is born to win. Welcome to the world's first men's football talent show "Creating 1.4 Billion".

Yue Yunpeng, Chen He, Zhang Weiwei: (Singing) Accompany you to accompany you out, accompany you to accompany you out, the more you expect me, the more I fail.

He Wenjun: He sings so confidently and confidently that he is a member of the national football team. He is a good prospect.

Liu Yang: As a senior international football coach, I am very happy to see these juniors.

He Wenjun: Yes.

Liu Yang: Then let me ask a few national football trainees to introduce why you can’t think about it. Oh, I mean why you want to join the national football team.

Chen He: I am a student of a minority language, but I failed the college entrance examination and was transferred to learn Honduran.

Liu Yang: Then why did you come to the national football team?

Chen He: Employment, Honduras is a remote and small country in Central America, and Xiaopinba has little contact with us. As a result, I can’t find a job, but their men’s football team’s ranking is several times higher than ours. Tenth place, so I secretly vowed to join the national football team, and then take advantage of the game to chat with them on the field. In this way, my Honduran learning was not in vain (speak a piece of Honduran).

Liu Yang: You can also (referring to He Wenjun)?

Chen He: Just think it’s useful, right?

He Wenjun: I have seen the video of this game.

Liu Yang: Yes, yes, let’s not nag next time. We will beat them directly. In fact, our fans do not have high requirements. We believe that you will be able to beat Honduras next time. Okay, let’s continue. Let's take a look at the second national football trainee.

Zhang Weiwei: I am an international relations researcher.

Liu Yang: Then why do you want to join the national football team?

Zhang Weiwei: For the sake of world peace, today’s Western economy is in recession and isolationism is prevalent. Scotland wants a referendum and Catalonia wants independence. Europeans and Americans can ignore it because their national football team ranks high. , but how can we ignore it? Our national football team is only ranked 70 or 80.

When the former Soviet Union collapsed, the national football team's ranking dropped by more than a dozen places. The former Yugoslavia split, and the national football team's ranking dropped another four or five places. In addition, Kosovo became independent, Serbia and Montenegro separated, and North and South Sudan Civil war, no, the world can no longer be divided, so I must join the national football team so that I can have the world in mind.

He Wenjun: I was stunned. The reason is a bit far-fetched. ?