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The circle of friends with traffic jams is common.
Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.
There is a traffic jam at the gate of the ice crystal every morning. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...
People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?
On the way to work, the traffic jam was a mess, and the red light stopped and the green light didn't move for a long time. ?
6. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.
7. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.
8. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free?
9. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.
10. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?
1 1. An egg is stuck on the bridge, and the road under the bridge is still long, so it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?
12. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.
13. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.
14. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.
15. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to the high-speed train at the moment, feeling that nothing was found.
16. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.
17. Traffic jam is not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic, your car GPS said.
Copy of friends circle sent by traffic jam (part two) 18. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!
19. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.
20.? The National Day Expressway is both a crash festival and a traffic jam festival, with more than a dozen accidents in one night.
2 1. Go home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams don't block your heart!
22. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!
23. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.
24. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.
25. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.
26. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.
27. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.
28. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the viaduct is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.
29. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
30. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.
3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.
32. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.
33. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.
34. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.
Copywriting in traffic jam circle of friends (Chapter III) 35. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Lao Tzu in the middle.
36. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?
37. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?
38. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. Viaduct blocked, overpass stopped. ?
39.? China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.
40. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.
4 1. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?
42. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.
43. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.
44. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.
45. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?
46. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?
47. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.
48. It took two and a half hours to walk less than 8 kilometers, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …
49. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!
On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.
Funny copy of high-speed traffic jam video sent by friends circle
The funny copy of the high-speed traffic jam video in the circle of friends is 1. Traffic jams do not block the heart, and the spirit is rested; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.
I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?
3.? Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.
4. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?
5. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.
6. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!
7. Expressway, please charge!
8. What should I do if the traffic jam is severe? Let's dance in the square.
9. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"
10. Expressway Auto Show, the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.
1 1. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there, and you can't walk without the road. ?
12. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.
13. worried? When will the digging stop? ?
14. yo, yo, chuck will start watching traffic jams on national day tomorrow.
15. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.
The funny copy of the high-speed traffic jam video in the circle of friends is 16. 1. The traffic jam on the expressway, Pikou and traffic jam are so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.
17. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.
18.? You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...
19.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.
20. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.
2 1. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!
22. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.
23. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.
24. Tourist traffic jams.
25. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.
26. It took two and a half hours to walk less than one kilometer, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …
27. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.
28. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. The viaduct was blocked and the overpass stopped below. ?
29. Traffic jams can see the scenery on the road every day, and sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!
30. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd doll in history. What a sin! ...
A Collection of Friends Circle Copywriting Caused by Holiday Traffic Jam (40 articles)
Copywriting in the circle of friends due to traffic jam on holidays (I) 1. "The bridge is blocked every day. When I drive to work without traffic jams, I get on the bridge smoothly. It's really a lucky draw!
2. The traffic jam is not terrible, but it is terrible to hold your urine.
3. Traffic jam is like killing a pig.
The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!
The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?
6. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.
7. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.
8. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.
9. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.
10. I will block you and everyone and have fun together. ?
1 1.? Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...
12. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city after a few hours.
13. Sorry, there was a traffic jam.
14. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?
15. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?
16. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.
17. Traffic jam is not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic, your car GPS said.
18. I am bored to death. I'm dying of violent traffic jams on holidays. I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now I just started. I'll die of depression living in this dump.
19. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.
20. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!
I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but this time the traffic jam began to make me doubt my life.
22.? A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.
23. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.
24. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.
25. Traffic jams don't block the heart, take a nap and raise the spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.
26. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.
27. The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!
28. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.
29. Traffic jams can see the scenery on the road every day, and sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!
30. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?
3 1. Traffic jams get on my nerves. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.
32.5 hours' journey, 12 hours' hurry. ?
33. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road. ?
34. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?
35. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.
36.? Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.
37. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.
38. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?
39. The traffic jam during the National Day holiday is always a nightmare!
40. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.
A collection of 50 sentences in friends circle caused by high-speed traffic jam
Copywriting of high-speed traffic jam and friends circle (I) 1. Traffic jams are endless every day, from spring to autumn, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.
2. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.
3. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, hum a tune slowly.
4.? China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.
5. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~
6. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jams in the street.
7. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long bus and carrying a heavy box around, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.
8. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?
9. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.
10. After work at 0: 30, feel the atmosphere of National Day traffic jam in Shaxi Super Parking Lot.
1 1. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?
12. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!
13. It took two and a half hours to walk less than 8 kilometers, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …
14. I wish him a happy traffic jam when I go home!
15. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.
16. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.
17. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Very handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.
Copy of high-speed traffic jam in friends circle (part two) 18. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!
19. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.
20. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. It's like this every year. It's sad.
2 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.
22. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.
23. Traffic jams are not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is uncomfortable to hold your urine.
24. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?
25. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.
26. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.
27. The cold snow river enters the night and watches the sunrise at high speed.
28. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.
Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.
30. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work
3 1. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.
32. The Japanese are already upset and stuck in traffic jams.
33. I finally lined up and got on the bus. There was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?
34. Traffic jams and the increase of non-mainstream traffic are the prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.
Writing a copy in a circle of friends due to high-speed traffic jam (3) 35. Discuss with your daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, let's take sleeping bags and snacks, fill them with gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.
36. An egg is stuck on the bridge, and the road under the bridge is still long, so it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?
Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. Traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies, and gasoline resources are not difficult, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors to issue cards at high speed.
38. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways everywhere became a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.
39. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.
40. Go, or I'll lose!
4 1. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?
42. I took two boxes of high-grade moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.
43.? Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.
44. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
45. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.
46. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?
47. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.
48. Hello, hello, hello, hello.
49. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.
50. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"
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