20 17 the most misunderstood joke.

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20 17 the most misunderstood joke (hot article) 1. Why are you still prevaricating? Say whatever you want! Which of us is good with whom? I want to borrow 20 thousand yuan. ? You haven't answered my question. Who Are We?

2. She:? I just want to ask, are we really not going back? He:? Yes, the dormitory is closed now. ?

3. I was chasing a girl recently, saying that I had been dating several times in a row, but the girl completely ignored him these days. I mean, did you piss anyone off on our last date? He said no, very happy. After dinner, they sang K together, and the girl offered to have a few drinks, saying it didn't matter if she stayed late. Fortunately, he is a good drinker, and he didn't forget to remind the girl that the subway is leaving near 1 1. Finally, he held the girl in his arms for a 100-meter sprint at the station, just to let her get on the last bus.

I want to make an advertisement: someone is haunted. The specific performance is that there will always be a ghost doll at home, which will be thrown back, thrown back, and thrown abroad as much as possible. As a result, the owner came home and found that he had just returned, which was faster than his flight. Finally, the owner got angry and sent the ghost doll to the post office and sent it by EMS. Then the doll never came back. Schreiber: If you don't want to see it, please call EMS.

5. Question: Your mother is the most beautiful mother in the world and your father is the most beautiful father in the world, but why are you so ugly?

6. Try to prevent Xueba from reminding teachers to assign homework.

7. I had a drink with a woman and asked her why she didn't squeeze breasts that looked bigger. She smiled contemptuously. Life is too short to squeeze a ball. No, I won't stop until I get drunk. ? I can't help lifting the cup.

8. The sisters in the flower shop always encounter some strange and interesting things. She said that this morning, a little brother with a bad style stormed in, with long hair and black boots, glaring, pacing up and down the shop and smelling every kind of flower maliciously. Sisters summon up their determination to die and courage to ask: What are you looking for? Little brother suddenly felt a little shy: Where? Which is carnation? At that time, she almost died.

9. The girl found a lamp god, and the lamp god said that she could satisfy one of her wishes. She quickly said:? I want a tall and handsome boyfriend! ? Just finished saying that I felt something was missing, and added: money! Be rich! ? The genie was shocked and said, OK. ? So he gave her a tall and handsome ex-boyfriend.

10. I taught Wang Chao that men are the most handsome when they give. ? Wang Chao asked? Then why are the people who pay us protection money so timid? I don't know how to answer at the moment. (Big Brother Wang Zhenhua)

20 17 the most misunderstood joke (classic) 1. I don't understand why fat people are laughed at by thin people, and why a group of people who turn their meals into meat are laughed at by people who turn their meals into shit.

Today, a young man and I talked about stock trading. He said that he earned 0.2 million/200 thousand in March, but something unexpected happened, but this month. Hey. . . I said, did you lose a lot last month, hahaha? Young man, the stock market is risky. The young man went on to say, who knows that he actually earned 400 thousand last month, hahahaha. Didn't talk all the way.

3. The silent woman with dysmenorrhea is a history, a masterpiece, a newly awakened volcano, and another one? Mine. I'm going to explode? Our solar system, a Yangtze River and a Yellow River. There are countless Pangu in her body, and the goddess of mending heaven and Kuafu are chasing the sun and mending the sea, but she sits great and says nothing.

It's almost May Day. I'm going to clean the house for my girlfriend. So I opened the case, took out the dusty hard disk and cleaned it carefully.

5. Bai complained to Tang Priest. Master, next time you see a leprechaun, please don't put a stick around my neck, because my cervical vertebra hurts! ? Tang Priest sighed and said distressfully, Xiaobai, you are too sensitive. What does it have to do with them?

6.？ Why don't you tell your left ear the sweet words? Because the left ear is close to the heart, isn't it? The left ear goes in and the right ear goes out?

7. I dreamed yesterday that I was Bai Xiaosheng, and all disputes in the Jianghu will be summarized and classified here. There are always chivalrous people who put forward various demands, such as screening out the top ten Huainan masters with the highest winning rate in the past ten years in Saibei, ten famous swords with the highest winning rate in hidden weapons, and the histogram of the number of 20-year-old disciples of various sects and so on. It is also necessary to establish a thesaurus and generate corresponding nicknames according to data changes. The one with high mortality rate is called xx human slaughter, and the one with good lightness skill is called xx floating. Are you tired after waking up? (Ma Boyong)

8. Just went to wash clothes for a while? I can't help but think of when I was in college. Whenever I accumulated a lot of clothes to wash, I told my roommate that today was my big cleaning day. Roommate a also picked up a bucket of clothes: what a coincidence, today is also my big cleaning day. Roommate b came over and put our hands together: anyway, today is your big bath day.

9. A young man jumped back in front of the car and fell to the ground, looking at me with a very painful expression. Me:? I didn't hit you. How can you see the wrong person at a young age? Young man:? Who can prove that you have a driving recorder? My heart is tight. I'm not faking it. ? Regret it? After that, the young man took out a box from his bag. Brother, why don't you install one and give you a preferential price?

10. When I hold the courier in my hand and deliver it to my customers, I can feel the joy in their hearts. It's like I'm a doctor in obstetrics and gynecology, and I look forward to seeing them take the newborn baby from me. Only sometimes, when they open the courier, they find that the things in the box have been ravaged. The expression is like finding that the child looks like Lao Wang next door. It's amazing.

20 17 the most misunderstood jokes (selected articles) 1. My girlfriend just said that she would go to see her left ear tomorrow. Which is the best otolaryngology hospital in Beijing?

2. I was going to the supermarket just now, and I was stopped by the handsome security brother at the door and said: Wait, what's in your bulging pants? I took off my pants angrily and roared, I finally met you, okay? ! ?

I just received a subpoena from the court, saying that Daniel Wu sued me for violating the right of portrait and forbidding me to look like him. Did a good lawyer introduce me to die with him? There's no hurry to wait online.

4.？ Why are you so free? Because my salt value is high. ?

A fierce father went out to buy food, and because he couldn't carry it, he pinned a roast chicken to his waist. That is, the legendary father, king and chicken.

6.？ The world is so big that I want to go out and have a look. ? Don't worry, you can go out in another year. ? The prison guard said to me.

7. Yang hit the gosling. As a result, the goose retaliated against Yuanyang and said, You are mistaken. I'm here for my honeymoon! ? A goose slapping is a slap in the face. How dare you say the wrong thing after hitting my son! ?

8. Xu Xian has been skeptical since Fahai said that the White Snake is a thousand-year-old snake essence. On this day, he really couldn't hold back and asked the white lady. Ma 'am, some people say that you are a thousand-year-old snake essence. Is it true?/You don't say. "Mrs White Snake I'm sorry" xianggong ". Is this true? " ? Oh, my God, then tell me how you lived for a thousand years. Have you ever eaten Tangseng meat? Anything else? "

9. Beijing, spring. Xiao Liu and her mother are walking in the street. Xiao Liu's mother frowned and was nervous. Suddenly, Xiao Liu's mother took out her mobile phone and sent a short message to Xiao Liu: Don't talk! ? Xiao Liu was puzzled when he saw it. He couldn't help asking: Why did Xiao Liu Yi eat 500,000 willow essence?