What are the funny jokes?

1, Mapo tofu can be called "the old man and the sea", braised pork can be called "Iron Man", snowballing can be called "wrestling dad", diced Chili chicken can be called "Hellboy", fried beans can be called "Hulk", fried lung can be called "mummy" and Di Sanxian can be called "Charlie's angel".

2. When I was in primary school, my teacher asked me to buy "100,000 Why" and my father bought "100,000 Why". Take it to school, other people's books are all about why the sky is blue, why birds fly low before it rains, my book is about what to do if the kitchen catches fire, what to do if there is electricity leakage at home, and what to do if the children are disobedient.

3. The second sexual characteristic of men is Adam's apple, and the second sexual characteristic of women is bargaining.

When I was a child, I went fishing in a small river with my friends, and I gained a lot. It's time to divide the fish. A little friend said, My father likes drinking. He said the big fish tastes good! Then catch the big fish and put them in the bucket. I just looked and didn't speak. He packed it, and I ran away with his bucket of fish, saying that my father also loves to drink.

5. Composition written by the son of a martial arts enthusiast: My mother wore a long white dress and floated into the kitchen like a cloud. She picked up an old kitchen knife with delicate hands and peeled potato chips hard.

6, girlfriend is so fickle, I feel that my girlfriend's English should not be GF, but GIF.

7. Being happy is a day, and being unhappy is also a day. In this case, being happy and unhappy every day is equivalent to living for two days.