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There is a certain difficulty.

800 pacemakers heading for the north slope; 800 artillery were stationed on the north slope.

The pacesetter dare not touch the artillery of the artillery, and the artillery dare not touch the pacesetter.

Lama and mute

A mute came from the south with a horn pinned to his waist;

A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand.

The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the dumb speaker without the speaker;

Dumb people without horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters.

I don't know if the mute with the trumpet gave the Lama carrying the otter horse a trumpet;

Or did the Lama with the otter horse beat the dumb otter horse with his horn?

Lamas go home to stew otters, and dumb people play the trumpet.

Jiuyujiu

On September 9th, nine drunks got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

A star in the sky

A star in the sky, a piece of ice underground, an eagle on the house, a row of nails on the wall.

Looking up, I can't see the stars in the sky, and table tennis breaks the ice underground.

Hush, hush, hush drove away the eagle on the house and pulled out the nail on the wall.

88-year-old grandfather

There are 88 bamboos in front of my 88-year-old grandfather.

Eighty-eight starlings will spend the night on eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of their eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.

The 88-year-old father-in-law forbade 88 starlings to spend the night on 88 bamboos.

The 88-year-old father-in-law sent 88 archers to shoot 88 myna.

Eighty-eight starlings are not allowed to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.

change

Black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer turns black. Black fertilizer is black and not gray; Gray fertilizer turns gray instead of black.

Four and ten years old

Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty.? Who can tell the difference? Please have a try.

Cowherd loves six niang.

Cowherd loves six niang, six niang misses him, Cowherd loves six niang in the Year of the Ox, six niang misses him every year, Lang Lianniang loves Lang Lianlang, Niang loves Lang Lianlang, Niang misses Niang loves Lang, and I miss Niang Lang. If I can't get around it, I will live in vain.

There is a monkey lying on the tree and a dog crouching under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog turned over and bit the monkey. I wonder whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey.

Classic tongue twister

My brother crossed the wide ditch with his basket.

Seeing strange dogs is faster than wide ditches.

Just look at the strange dog melon basket buckle,

I blame the dog.

800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope,

The artillery ran north side by side,

The artillery dared not touch the pacesetter,

The pacesetter is afraid of touching the artillery.

A short knife hung upside down on the guillotine,

The gangster came on stage and stole a knife.

The guillotine collapsed, the thief fell,

Yeah, yeah, alone.

husband

There was an old man in the south,

Holding a plate in his hand,

Eggplant in the dish,

I hit a nail.

Knock on the plate, knock over the eggplant,

Breaking the old man.

Mouth and legs

Mouth says leg, leg says mouth,

Mouth says legs love running errands,

Legs talk like selling their mouths.

Just talk without moving your legs,

Move your legs without moving your mouth,

It's best not to have long legs and long mouths.

Anyway,

Holding a bag on the train.

Look back, man bites dog.

Pick up the dog and throw stones,

I'm afraid the stone will bite my hand.

There is a child named Xiao Du,

Buy vinegar and cloth.

Buy clothes, buy vinegar,

Looking back, it was an eagle catching rabbits.

Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar,

Go up and chase eagles and rabbits,

The eagle flew and the rabbit ran away.

Spilled vinegar and wet the cloth.

Brother and brother are sitting in front of the slope.

There is a goose lying on the slope.

There is a river flowing under the hillside.

Brother said, the river is wide,

The younger brother said: white goose.

This goose wants to cross the river.

The river wants to cross the goose.

I don't know if the goose crossed the river,

Or crossing the river goose.

Nail Star Eagle Light Ice Lamp Star Eagle Ice Nail Ice Eagle Nail Light Star Ice Lamp Star Eagle Rain hits the golden bell jar, also known as Jinling Tower. The seventh floor of Jinling Pagoda has 28 corners. There is a golden bell on the corner of 28. The wind blows the golden bell, and the rain hits the golden bell, which is called the golden bell.

Buckle a big flower toad in a big flower bowl.

His uncle's big dog with tail and ears came from the south.

Two dog, his second uncle, came from the north, with a tail and ears.

His big uncle's big dog bit his second uncle's big dog.

His second uncle's tail-ear dog also bit his uncle's tail-ear dog. I don't know if his big uncle's tail ear big dog bit his second uncle's tail ear two dog first. Or his second uncle's tail-ear dog, who bit his uncle's tail-ear dog first.

The strongest. Do you understand?

First time in Jianghu: Fertilizer will evaporate.

2, a little famous: black fertilizer turns gray, gray fertilizer is black.

3. Name one party: black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; Gray fertilizer will turn black after volatilization.

4, the world is famous: black fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns gray; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black.

5, a generation of masters: black gray fertilizer will volatilize, turning gray black into flowers; Gray-black fertilizer will volatilize black ash to avoid flying flowers.

6, extraordinary: black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize, black ash will fly; Will the gray-black fertilizer volatilize, and will the black ash become gray and afraid of flying flowers?

7, flying fairy in the sky: the blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize into gray, and the black ash flower will fly back; Ash, ash, black fertilizer will volatilize, and black ash is afraid that flying flowers will turn back to ash.

interesting

Coach Blue is a female coach.

Coach Lu is a male coach.

Coach Blue is not a male coach,

Lu is not a female coach.

Lan Nan is the main force of the men's basketball team.

Lv Nan is the main player of the women's basketball team.

Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team.

Lan is training the women's basketball team.

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