Ask for a meeting to discuss jokes (class meeting)

"No" woman is charming and astringent.

"Come on."

"Isn't it the same to sit on the sofa and chat?"

"The bed is more comfortable." When the man finished, he thought, "I have entered the room, just you and me." What do you insist on? " But before inserting, the prey will escape at any time, so be careful.

Sure enough, the woman announced, "I still want to go home."

"Talk for a while." The man said, "Talk for half an hour."

"No." Women must be.

"Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes at the head office."

"No." Women must be.

"Five minutes, I only ask for five minutes, so you won't be so cruel."

The woman finally nodded.

The man went to hug her, kiss her and touch her. These women can accept it and react strongly, but she just won't sleep with him. The man knew that he must swear to death.

"Let's go to sleep, you don't want it, I won't do anything, believe me." The man put up three fingers and made a boy scout gesture.

"Deception." The woman said, "Aren't we fine here? If you love me, you won't be forced. Why are you doing this? "

"I just want to hug you. The feeling of being hugged, the feeling of being hugged is not a daily, comfortable feeling. " This man played the role of a killer.

The woman bowed her head in thought, and the man pulled her to the bed, and then after kissing, the two of them lay down.

The man held her tightly and his arm was pinned down by her body. It was really comfortable, and the woman agreed.

When the man began to take off her clothes, the woman refused again.

The man doesn't answer, as long as she doesn't push her away for a moment, the man will continue to work hard.

"Ah." The man kissed her chest, and the woman sighed softly: "No,no."

In silence, the woman automatically raised her hand and asked the man to pull her bra down smoothly.

At this time, the man immediately did something he shouldn't do, and his hand touched between her thighs.

"Don't." That woman's voice is different from that just now, and her tone is very firm.

The man regretted that he was too impatient and returned to the first kiss. "Everyone is naked, doing nothing, and sleeping until dawn." The man pretended to surrender.

Finally took off her skirt and underwear.

Of course, the man kept his promise and hugged her for five minutes, but nothing happened. The woman was relieved.

Pillows are those thick arms, which are different from lonely glue products.

"If only time could stop at this moment." The woman said.

"hmm." The man said softly. They looked at each other and kissed again.

The love process from beginning to end came again.

At the last minute—

"Didn't you say you wouldn't force me?" The woman asked.

The man told the biggest and most ridiculous lie in the world: "I only put a little."

Everything is falling apart.

It has been less than 3 minutes since the man looked at the watch on the bed.

"Never leave me." The woman said.

There is no such thing as forever, the man muttered in his heart, but moved to nod: "forever."

Then look at the watch on the bed. The second hand is turning. Why is this minute so long?

The man found his arm very, very sore. Why is the woman's head so heavy on it?

The man drew back his hand, but fortunately, the woman didn't ask. She just leaned down and looked at her face with her hands, looking straight at the man.

The man showed it to her uncomfortably.

"What are you thinking?" The woman asked.

"Nothing." This is a natural answer.

At this time, men will feel that the sheets are very sticky, which is caused by women bending over and extremely uncomfortable.

The man stood up.

"What do you want to do?" The woman asked.

"I want to take a bath." Men say this in their hearts, but when they think of women, they say, "Do you think I'm dirty?" Afraid to say it right away, he lied, "I want a cigarette."

"I'll smoke later." The woman hugged the man tightly and said, "Half an hour."

The man didn't answer. "Fifteen minutes." The woman said, "Fifteen minutes?"

The man didn't answer.

"Five minutes, I only ask for five minutes, so you won't be so cruel."

"Hey, I'm familiar with it. I seem to have heard of it somewhere." This person wants to