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The students' funny composition annoyed the teacher.

The students' funny compositions are as follows:

1, my mother

My mother is very beautiful. She wears beautiful clothes, a beautiful hat and beautiful eyes every day. However, she has one shortcoming, that is, she is sometimes confused.

Once, I was doing my homework at home and my mother was cooking in the kitchen. Suddenly, I heard my mother shout: Oh dear! My food! I ran over and saw that my mother mixed up sugar and salt, and all the sugar was put in when cooking. My father and I both laughed, and my mother laughed her head off.

Another time, my mother and I went to the supermarket to buy things. Mother went to a place where socks were sold, picked up a pair of socks, looked at them, and then shouted, Why aren't there two socks? I walked over and saw my mother holding a sock. I smiled and said, Mom, there is only one sock. Mom smiled awkwardly and then put down her socks.

Although my mother is sometimes confused, I know it's because she is too tired. Therefore, I decided to study hard in the future and buy a big house for my mother when I grow up, so that she can live a happy life.

I love my mother. Although she is sometimes confused, I still love her. I hope all children can love their mother as much as I do.

2. My home

I have two dear parents who love me very much. There are three people in our family, no, it should be said that there are four people, because we have a lovely kitten.

My father is a very interesting person. He likes telling jokes and often makes my mother and I laugh. Once, when we were watching a horror movie, my father suddenly said, do you know that there are no ghosts in this world, only cowards? My mother and I almost burst our stomachs.

My mother is a very beautiful woman. She likes to make up and dress herself up. Every time before going out, she would wriggle in front of the mirror and keep asking me: Do I look good like this? I will answer her: mom, you are already very beautiful, you don't need to dress up. Then she would hug me and kiss me and say, honey, you are so sensible.

Our kitten is very cute. It has soft fur and big bright eyes. I want to hold it in my arms and kiss it every time I see it. But the kitten always runs around and won't let me hug it. Once, I chased a kitten and accidentally broke my mother's favorite vase. Mother is angry, and so is the kitten. It meowed at me a few times and then ran to the corner to hide.

This is my family, a family full of laughter. I love my parents and kittens, and they love me.

3. My ideal

My ideal is to be a scientist. I know that becoming a scientist requires a lot of knowledge and skills, but I believe that as long as I study hard, I can realize my dream.

I want to be a scientist because I am curious about the universe and natural phenomena. I want to explore the mysteries of the universe, understand the laws of nature and make contributions to mankind. I believe that only through scientific research can we really understand the world.

In order to realize my ideal, I need to study mathematics, physics, chemistry and other scientific courses and master the methods and skills of scientific experiments. I also want to read more biographies and works of scientists to understand their thoughts and research results.

I believe that as long as I study and practice hard, I can become an excellent scientist. I will contribute to mankind and make our life better.

Although my ideal is far away, I believe that as long as I pursue it persistently, I will be able to realize my dream!

4. My super troublesome teacher

I have a teacher who often makes me feel that he is a super trouble. He is always nagging, like a fly buzzing in his ear.

He talks about some boring topics in every class, which makes me feel that he is like an old movie, playing the same content over and over again. He always emphasizes classroom discipline to keep us quiet, but he often shouts loudly, which makes us feel very noisy.

Once, he walked into the classroom, and we found that his hair was messy, like a chicken nest. We couldn't help laughing, but he got angry and said we didn't respect him. We explained that his hair was funny, but he thought we were making fun of him.

Another time, he gave us a lot of homework, but we didn't finish it. He was angry and asked us to stay after school, but he was not in the classroom when we stayed. We waited for a long time and didn't go home until dark. We think he is a super trouble.

However, I like my teacher very much. He is humorous and often makes us laugh. He also cares about us and often helps us solve problems. Although he is very troublesome, I know he is trying his best to do his job.

5. An interesting thing

One day, my friends and I were playing in the park. There is a hill in the park, so we decided to climb it. When we climbed to the top of the mountain, we found an interesting thing.

We found a big dog chasing a kitten. We want to help the kitten, but we are afraid that the dog will bite us. We decided to come up with a plan to save the kitten.

We thought of a plan, that is, throwing stones at dogs. We picked up the stones on the ground and started throwing dogs. Tired of being thrown, the dog finally gave up the kitten and ran away.

We ran over and saw that the kitten was scared, but not hurt. We decided to take it home and give it some food and water. The kitten quickly recovered her strength and began to play at home.

We think it's interesting because we saved a kitten. We also learned an important lesson, that is, don't be afraid of difficulties, but face them bravely.

The teacher couldn't help laughing after reading Xiaoming's composition. He knows Xiao Ming is a naughty boy, but he is also kind and brave. The teacher thinks Xiaoming's composition is very interesting, but it is also very meaningful. He decided to give Xiaoming a favorable comment and encouraged him to keep this positive attitude in his future study.