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I once read a joke. The general idea was to learn to drive and when braking, open the door and rub your feet against the ground to stabilize the car. Does anyone have the original joke?

1. One time, I was driving downhill when I was practicing. As soon as I accelerated, I was so nervous that I didn’t know why I stepped on the accelerator. The instructor shouted: Brake, use your foot to brake. I quickly opened the door and put one foot down. On the ground, rubbing against each other like the devil's steps! After dragging for more than 20 meters, it finally stopped! The coach was so frightened that he took ten yuan and asked me to buy him Chinese medicine. I was very depressed at that time. Why did I still use toothpaste to calm my panic? 2. I was so nervous during the road test that I inserted my seat belt into the passenger seat. I asked the examiner why you didn’t wear your seat belt. The examiner looked at me and said: Just be happy... 3. On the day of the road test, I gave you The coach stuffed a red envelope and said, "What are you doing? We have regulations not to accept red envelopes!" After that, he took out the money inside and returned the red envelope to me. 4. During the road test, Master asked me to see how much gas I still had. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked at it for a long time but couldn't see clearly because the light was too dark. I took out the lighter and put it close to the gas tank. Just when I was about to press the lighter, the master kicked me away. I am still in the hospital for infusion. I decided to refund the money tomorrow. This master has such a bad temper. I want to change driving schools... 5. One day while driving, I suddenly asked the instructor why the steering wheel was a little loose. The instructor calmly said, "You senior sister, when encountering an emergency, don't apply the brakes first, but pull the steering wheel hard and say something like Shouting "Uu, uh, uh..."