Who will tell me a joke?

I didn't get off work until after nine o'clock that night. Walking into the elevator (my company is on 18 floor), I found that there is only one PLMM (very beautiful) inside. I looked at her and tried to make a conversation, but she seemed to see it and looked very arrogant. She turned her head away from me. I was upset and decided to fuck her! So I went to the elevator door and quietly pressed the number 10. The elevator stopped at 10 floor, the door opened, but no one closed it, or just the two of us, and the elevator continued to run down. At this moment, I suddenly reached the corner of the elevator, shook hands up and down, and said, Xiao Li, I haven't been to your 10 floor for a long time! How have you been recently? While speaking, I looked at MM out of the corner of my eye, but I saw this MM with round eyes and open mouth. As I spoke more and more enthusiastically, MM slowly passed out sitting on the elevator wall. ...

Follow-up: When the elevator reached the 1 floor, I dragged MM outside the elevator and woke her up with mineral water. At the moment she woke up, I said to the air, Xiao Li, we finally woke her up, and she immediately fainted again. At this time, I told the building security and left in a hurry. ...

Something similar:

We did it once!

That was two years ago. Work overtime with a colleague (male) in the evening to catch up with the plan. 12 am before getting it. When I went downstairs,

The waiting building is empty, chatting while waiting for the elevator. ...

Soon the elevator came down, the door opened and there was someone inside! It's a girl (probably working overtime until this late). To tell the truth, we were both startled. I didn't expect to meet someone in the elevator so late. I paused. The most amazing thing is my colleague. He poked his head in the elevator and said, "Shit, it's full."

, squeeze, let's wait for the next trip. "I nodded deadpan ... the moment the elevator door closed,

The girl turned pale. ...