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Horrible and scary, soft as a kitten's constellation man!
Lion man
Many times, the first impression the lion man gives others is that he is very awkward, and no one wants to mess with me. Then he doesn't like anyone, misses everyone, and likes to point at others fiercely. Such a lion man really looks at everyone and is afraid! Most people are afraid to go near him, but sometimes a lion is like a kitten. Lion man will only be spoiled in front of people who know him well. He will change the fierce high-pitched voice in the past and shout "no" in a gentle voice like a little girl. He will also be smart enough to help you. I feel goose bumps when I think about it!
Scorpio male
Scorpio man can frighten people into speechless with fierce eyes and then strike up a conversation with him. Every answer is short, and every word is so cold and heartless. If you want to ask another question, you have no courage! Besides, Scorpio man really has a bad temper. It's easy to lose your temper when something happens. Even if he is angry with himself, others will feel super scary! But Scorpio is very gentle and considerate to his girlfriend. His words are full of love, and his voice is susu's. And let him do anything troublesome, he will do it with great care, he will be a completely different person!
Capricorn man
Capricorn is really a man who works besides work. He threw himself into his work when he didn't agree with a word. There is never a worldly desire like stone. When a group of people are chatting, others tell jokes, and only he always looks unhappy. In fact, he is not really unhappy, but Muna has face, and he can't joke at all. There will be an inexplicable tension in getting along with such people, but when you care about your friends, Capricorn will.
Aries male
Aries man is actually an impatient man. Everything has its winners and losers. If you can't win others, you are not convinced! I've been shouting there, do it again! If you can't win, you complain all day. If anyone touches him a little, he will throw the fire at you. Oh, this man is terrible! However, Aries man is childish. He got angry and passed. He will soon be coquetry to the people around him, pretending to be delicate and touching, cheating girls' love everywhere, and then smiling, as full of satisfaction as a cat that only eats fish!
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