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On the classic paragraph about bride price, colorful jingles remain.

The bride price is a traditional custom in China with a long history, so there are many jokes about it among the people. Let's look at the classic jokes about bride price.

First, the classic paragraph about the bride price

1, if you give him a clear price tag, don't blame him for his subsequent love becoming cheap.

2. Who says money can't buy love? "Mother-in-law, this is my gift.

3,100000 is not built, my father-in-law has to work hard, my mother-in-law has to take care of her grandchildren, and famine is not near.

4, parents around the farmland, mentioning the daughter-in-law's heart trembling, the new standard of successful people, marrying a daughter-in-law is not bad money.

5, leaving home for only 10 thousand a year, not enough money to buy bridal earrings, to stand by and watch without a car, a house and a thick deposit.

6, open your mouth and close your mouth. If you can't get the gift money, you won't do it. It is more difficult to get married than to have no money.

7. It is really difficult to get a wife in the countryside. Hundreds of thousands of bride price, clothes and jewelry are not counted. Parents around the farmland, who will pay for the famine?

Second, the still colored jingles.

1, colorful green, always add passbook.

(1) All colors are green, all colors are 10000 5 yuan, that is, 50,000, all colors are 100000, and all colors are from 50 yuan, usually given by the groom (this is a red envelope for relatives and friends of the woman's family), so the start is 100.

(2) Adding a passbook without moving means that the car is not moving, it is real estate, and the passbook is a deposit.

2, motionless, three pounds and three liang, colorful and green.

(1) Not moving, moving refers to cars, and not moving refers to real estate.

(2) Colorful means that the bride price requires 1 10,000 5 yuan banknotes, plus 1 1,000 hundred-dollar banknotes and 1 1 50 yuan banknote, which adds up to10.5 million.

3, three pounds a ring, colorful, green.

(1) Three Jin ring, that is, 100 yuan is called three Jin, and then it will cost about1120,000 yuan, and then you can buy a car worth at least 40,000 to 50,000 yuan.

(2) All colors are green, that is, 10000 banknotes with a face value of five yuan (purple), 100 red banknotes with a face value of yuan, and a pile of banknotes with a face value of 50 yuan (green). This item will be150,000 to 60,000.

Summary:

The above are all classic jokes about bride price and all the contents of colorful jingles. I believe that after reading this article, you will have more understanding of the paragraphs about bride price, hoping to help you.