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There are 350 words and 5 articles about tea.
Eat snacks
allow
In Xi 'an, my father often said: Cantonese people drink morning tea every morning. ? I thought drinking some tea in the morning was enough. But after drinking morning tea in Shenzhen this time, I understand that drinking morning tea is not only tea, but also snacks and snacks.
We arrived at Fengqi Building by bus. As soon as you enter the door, there are small teapots, tableware and a big glass bowl on each table. I wonder: Dad, why is there a big bowl on every table? You'll know later. ? Dad said with a smile. After we chose our seats, my father picked up the teapot and poured some tea for each of us in the bowl. My father began to wash the dishes. I washed it like my father did. After I washed the dishes, I wondered if my father was teasing me. I looked at my aunt, uncle and cousin again. They were also washing dishes, so I believed what my father said. In a short time, all the meals were served, including coconut cake with milk flavor, fried rice noodles with three shreds, pumpkin cake, chicken feet with gravy, steamed buns, steamed dumplings with abalone king and soybean milk fritters? Looking at it makes people greedy. I wolfed it down and a lot appeared on my clothes? Decimal point? , I also became Xiaohua Mall.
By drinking morning tea today, I know that Shenzhen people should rinse their bowls with clear water before eating!
Chagan life
Looking up at the sky by leaning against the window, the bright stars are added with a lot of charm by the dark blue sky. By the window, I sat in a chair and took a faint sip of tea. It tastes good. That's good. I don't know when I began to like tea, but I vaguely remember that it was a summer and my father had just come back from the door with a pot of tea. It was the first time I met tea, and my father said to me, this is tea. It's delicious, but it's night and you can't drink it. ?
After listening to this sentence, I timidly went back to my room. It was already late at night, and I suddenly remembered the pot of tea because of insomnia, so I crept into the living room and slowly opened the lid. When it was opened, a fragrance came to the nose. The fragrance is not as quiet as a rose, but zero, and the fragrance seems to be absent. I brought the tea into the room, put it on the counter in front of the window, and gently took the tea and took a sip. It tastes the same as it does now, but it feels different. Unexpectedly, the same tea will become completely different due to time. When I finished the last sip, my cheeks smelled good, and I couldn't help wanting to drink more and more. Indeed, the tea at that time was really too fresh.
A breeze blew, the curtains danced with it, and I danced gracefully. I was sitting by the window alone, drinking tea and enjoying the picturesque scenery. Life is like a pot of tea, thick and light, pure and astringent. Although complicated, it is full of flavor.
Love of a cup of tea
Fan zhangling
After washing your face in the morning, I was about to go out to school. Grandma came over and said, you have been always angry recently. I put some tea in your cup today. You should remember to drink more water. ? I said yes, and then I went out to have an English class.
On the way, I thought: Why did grandma make tea for me? I heard that tea is bitter. Today, I want to taste how bitter it is. ? As soon as the bell rang, the whole class ran into the corridor like crazy, and I followed. Because I want to cherish this short ten minutes. We ran and jumped in the corridor, so happy. Just as we were having fun, the bell rang and we all reluctantly returned to the classroom. Maybe I was too tired from playing just now. I felt thirsty and thought, I happened to taste the tea my grandmother made for me. ? Opening the lid of the cup, I saw green tea floating on the water, thinking that grandma's tea should be delicious, so I took a long drink. ? Alas, this Chata is bitter. Grandma made me such bitter tea. ? At this moment, I remembered what my grandmother said to me this morning. It turned out that my grandmother was trying to purge my fire. At this moment, grandma loves me. I should listen to her more: remember to drink more water.
After the English class, grandma asked me: Did you drink tea today? I am happy to say to my grandmother:? I drank a lot today. ? Grandma smiled happily. I love my grandma.
Strong vanilla tea
Liu
Today, my mother's friend's child, Sister Tian Tian, and I came to Tian Tian's parents' factory. This is a factory that produces herbal tea. Not only to visit the factory, but also to play. After all, it is in the suburbs, so the air there is very fresh. Besides, I smell a faint scent of tea.
After getting off the bus, Tian Tian's brother Li Longsheng and Tian Tian's uncle came out to meet us. We came to Houtian first, where there were peach trees and corn, and some vegetables I didn't see. In order to make the passage more convenient, the two of them are going to mow the grass. In the process of weeding, I watched all the time, and finally I mobilized in it, regardless of the insects in the grass. When we got back to the room, we were already sweating and covered in mosquito bites.
We went out for a few more laps and found that the aunts in the factory were going to start drying flowers. I observed that dried flowers have two steps. First, they put three trays on a bracket, and then put the dried flowers evenly in three rooms. I also learned from my aunt that this is a lily. I picked it up and smelled it, giving off the inherent fragrance of flowers.
After lunch, we are all reading books. At two o'clock, we went to the factory to have a look. There is a strong smell of herbal tea, and even we smell a little cavity. At the gate of the factory, it smells close to nature. The smell is moderate, neither strong nor weak. We also saw a kitten. It seems that it is also tasting tea. I heard that there are two big cats and two kittens tasting the fragrance here.
After dinner in the evening, each of us fell asleep with the fragrance of herbal tea.
tea
Ivleyn
Today, I am so excited! Because I can visit my good friend Chen Xiaoru's house.
Excited, me? Knock, knock. Knocked on the door, looking forward to XiaoRu that come over. ? Is it Li Jiaying? Then please come in! ? Hmm! ? I answered happily, changed my shoes and jumped into her house.
Xiaoru showed me around every room in her house. Suddenly, she asked me, Jia Ying, would you like some tea? I'll get you a drink if you want! ? Well, I'm thirsty, so please! ? Xiaoru ran quickly to the kitchen. After a while, she brought a glass of water, which was very delicate and lovely. To create an atmosphere, I asked. Xiao Ru, have you ever drunk this teacup? She didn't get angry and said with a smile? Of course not, don't worry! ? I heard that, me? Knock, knock, knock. Drink it. After drinking, Xiaoru suddenly smiled and said:? Haha? This teacup has never been drunk, but it was drunk by a lovely dog downstairs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha hum, you you? I ignore you! ?
No matter how Xiaoru apologized to me, I just ignored her and ran home angrily.
Will good friends for many years break up one day? I didn't offend her. Why did she get back at me?
A few days later, I received a letter from Xiaoru at home. It says: I'm sorry, Li Jiaying, I shouldn't have lied to you last time. This is just a joke. I really didn't mean to. Please forgive me! Come to my house tomorrow, and I will treat you well!
My heart was shocked.
I kept my promise and came to Xiaoru's house. This time, Xiaoru handed me a glass of juice as soon as she opened the door and said, I'm sorry, Jiaying, this glass of juice is freshly squeezed. Please drink! ? I didn't ask anything, just drank it.
I believe we will be friends forever.
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