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How to experience the diversity of college life?
1. When you enter the university, all your past is a blank sheet of paper for them, which is the best time for you to reshape your image.
2. There may be true love in college, but it is only possible. Many times they are together because others are in love and envy or for other reasons.
3. You have many unexpected places to use money in college. For the sake of your family and your own future, never waste money.
4. Your college friends are probably part of your future career. They will help you. But you should also make yourself capable of helping them, so you should work hard.
5. Many things will be nothing when you recall them. So, no matter how angry or otherwise you were, tell yourself that you don't have to.
6. study and never forget. If you fail in your study, you are nothing. Of course, an accident is not ruled out, but the question is, will you be that accident?
7. Don't swear, you should know the power of habit. One word or a few words you casually will greatly reduce your image in others' minds.
8. Make good use of the opportunity to speak in public, show or exercise.
9. it's very important not to judge yourself and others. What you see and hear may be only one side.
1. If you find that for a long time you have been eating in the canteen or going to self-study alone, don't worry, it's normal to be alone in college.
11. Many things have been notified to you. Say thank you, but don't blame me for not notifying you, because you should actually find out those things yourself.
12. Never talk nonsense like "I invite you to dinner".
13. Dignity is the most important thing, but in college, you should know how to use this space to exercise yourself and make your dignity bear enough. No one will keep it for you except yourself. Society is a place that likes to break people's dignity most.
14. University is a sub-society. When you are in the senior year, you should make yourself look like an adult. When freshmen see you, you should make them feel that you are their senior and you are mature.
15. You have every reason to admire people who get up early every day. If you don't believe me, do it, and you will find that many people admire you.
16. Call home often.
17. You can get drunk sometimes, but you have to understand that getting drunk with your real friends can stop your sadness, otherwise, you will only be the talk and laughing stock of others.
18. If you seldom go to the library for four years, you are wasting a lot of wealth.
19. If men and women still attach too much importance to appearance in college, they may not suffer, but they will suffer sooner or later.
2. If you accept new students in the new semester, when you are asked about the school, you should remember that you are not only a member of this school, but also bring confidence to your younger brothers and sisters. You should know how much you trusted your seniors at that time.
21. Don't be obsessed with online games. Please don't. Never.
22. "I love you". Don't say this to many people. In college, I hope you can only say it to one person, which is to respect the person you love and your own feelings.
23. In college, you have enough room to bear failures and blows. Therefore, you should really find the difference between self-confidence and pride, which can be used for a lifetime.
24. If your personality makes many people stay away from you, then your personality is a failure, and the success of your personality lies in attracting, not repelling.
25. If you don't sleep in class as an exercise and you do it, then you will be strong.
26. If you respect cadres such as the president of the Student Union, tell yourself that it is because they are your seniors, not because they are your superiors.
27. Don't be afraid of losing face. It's a successful attempt. Don't laugh at those who lose face on stage.
28. Seek hope from despair, and life will eventually be brilliant.
29. If you don't smoke, your energy will be better than when you smoke.
3. You really need to learn to be calculating, but always remember that the only way to win is always strength.
31. Don't complain about unfair things. You might as well work hard and strive for your own most suitable fairness.
32. Life is varied. Don't be angry with new things that you don't like. It doesn't matter, such as the problem of lovers living together, which has nothing to do with many of us.
33. Remember: Set a lofty goal in life for yourself and strive for it all your life.
34. I began to train my calmness in college, which is a kind of ability. When something important happens, people who can be quiet and come up with solutions quickly are very powerful. 35. The competition scope of the university is all college students, so you know whether you dare to relax your study.
36. You are old, mature and steady, but this is not in contradiction with passion. A kind of impact and endurance on work and study will make you have special charm.
37. Remember, even if you are the president of the Student Union, no company will want you if you don't pass CET-4 and have no diploma. The unit needs people who work, not officials.
38. Never laugh at your teacher's monotony, because one day reality will make you pay for this stupidity.
39. Don't fantasize that you can be the darling of the job fair, and you will soon understand that 7% of junior high school students can go to college.
4. You must learn English well.
41. You may not like something, but you should learn to accept it if you can't change it.
42. treat a stranger as a blank sheet of paper, or treat him as your friend. In short, don't treat him or her as an enemy, even if you hear more bad rumors about him or her.
43. People who love you, whether you accept it or not, should thank each other.
44. Be sure to take time out to exercise every week. There are many benefits.
45. If someone is jealous of you, you can delete him from the competitors. It is difficult to achieve great things if you are jealous.
46. Don't argue. You can't win an argument. It can be said that all the topics mentioned in an argument are not worth arguing about.
47. There are many ways to succeed. Don't refuse to accept the methods you don't like.
48. Man, you may not be handsome, but you must be handsome, and that is the real handsome. (Of course, the same is true for women.) So, you don't have to pay too much attention to dressing up.
49. Don't think that you can get what you once wanted in the student union. The enthusiasm for work is likely to change because of what you have seen and experienced.
5. You always have the same thing, whether it's literature or martial arts. Everything is taboo. It is the realm to know a few things.
51. Being impulsive shows that you still have passion for life. Being impulsive all the time shows that you don't understand life.
52. If you can't have it, then tell yourself not to forget it-if you can bear the pain.
53. Although the concept of class is not obvious in college, don't forget your classmates and friends. 54. It is better to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination earlier than later.
55. Don't complain about CET-4 and CET-6, it's a good thing to prove your ability.
56. To have elite consciousness, consider that it is meaningless for people in universities to be infatuated with martial arts and romance.
57. There is nothing better than honest and frank and tact. Inside the outer circle is a kind of vision, and the vision determines the realm.
58. Only you have the answer as to whether the mobile phone of a university should be used.
59. Never aspire to be a person who doesn't offend anyone. It is wonderful to make your own decisions in opposition and support.
6. Be courageous. Even if you fail, don't let your life be mediocre.
61. If you like someone, tell him or her bravely. University is a place to study, but I understand the power of love.
62. You should believe one sentence: Nothing is impossible! Just do it. Now we are students. What about ten years later?
63. Don't always think about whether you can succeed. Since you choose, you can go through thick and thin.
64. Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.
65. We really have a hard life. We have to bear all kinds of external pressures and face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life, and perhaps only a brief glance will be enough to make me feel excited.
66. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easily covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.
67. believing in the power of time can dilute many things.
68. Remember: look far. You can walk as far as your eyes can see.
69. There are many ifs in life, but there is not a "but".
7. Never look down on the poor students in the university.
71. Look at the job fairs in college, and you will feel a crisis in the future. All people, all people, all people ...
72. The bigger we get, the less obvious right and wrong are. It's not wrong, it's a fact and it can't be changed.
73. Remember to make every friend worth making.
74. When you are bored, don't forget your friends. When friends are bored, don't forget that you are their friend.
75. If you don't cherish these four years in college, you will regret it for life. ..
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