Got a joke? Tell it and hear it

Category: Entertainment and Leisure >> Humor and Funny

Analysis:

Classic - Five Smoking Boys

Five boys were accused of smoking Teacher Mi taught him one by one and had a heart-to-heart talk:

The first boy truthfully admitted that he had been fucked a lot; after returning to the dormitory, he said:

Buddy: I ??took the responsibility all by myself. But don't admit it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: Are you honest about smoking?

Boy A: No.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

Boy A naturally stretched out his two fingers and took it...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: No.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

Boy B heard about A’s situation, so he took the fries very carefully

Teacher: Why don’t you put some ketchup on it?

Yi accidentally dipped too much and immediately flicked it with two fingers——

Teacher: Don’t suck? The posture of flicking cigarette ashes is very skillful. Call parents...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.

Boy C finished the French fries very carefully and sweating because of the previous two examples.

Teacher: Don’t you want to take the chips back to your classmates?

Boy C took the fries and clamped them on his ears...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: No.

Teacher: Very good. Let's eat some French fries

The boy finished the French fries with fear and put the French fries in his coat pocket

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy Ding Gan hurriedly took out the chips from his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stepped on them with his feet...

[Scene 5]

Boys: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good. Let's eat French fries

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't you want me to eat?

The boy passed the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boys: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good. Let's eat French fries

The boy finished the fries with fear and put the fries in his coat pocket

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy’s palms were already sweating and he lowered his head and said: Hello, principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth.

The boy took out the chips from his pocket: OK, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t started yet...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Teacher: Really don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.

Boys: It’s very natural to take the fries and eat them all.

Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene N:

Teacher: Let’s eat some French fries!

Boy: Thank you, no.