Joker Xue jokes selection _ Joker Xue funny jokes (2)

Selected Popular Articles of Joker Xue Jokes

1. Don't stay up late and don't disturb anyone in the future.

It's a pity that the story is too long, and only the wind listens to me.

I laughed and said that I was as lonely as an unattended wild dog.

4. Yan Wen: A woman who lives by beauty and bloodline doesn't need status and men.

5. [You said you would accompany me to see the sea, but I would like to wander alone in the lost sandbar]

Actually, I am very sad, but I am too proud to tell you.

7, the autumn wind dare not blow, because the sky is fragrant. Smoke leaves the dream of money, and it makes you intoxicated.

Yan Wen: You said you would never leave me, and then you walked more freely than anyone else.

9. Even if it is beyond redemption, even if I miss you deeply, I will treat you with the same eyebrow eye, and the years will remain the same.

10. See you for the first time. Bye. Go and have a look first.

1 1, _ He has a girl he likes and doesn't forget to say good night to you.

12, next time I see you, can I not pretend? Can I cry?

13, I'm not a mobile phone controller, but no one is with me except my mobile phone.

14, you all say that I have many big friends and never lack people around me, but you don't know that I am actually lonely like a dog.

15、 ? Then you become fond of laughing, but your heart becomes barren and barren?

16、 ? May your black dress be noble and untouchable in Leng Yan?

17, I just have no ambition. No matter how many times you delete me, no matter how angry you were before, as long as you apply for a friend, or say a word, I will forget everything.

18, [Remember, I once told you that if you don't like a girl, don't give her hope. Later, I felt that this sentence was hitting my face. ]

19, I envy her. You even love the way she lies.

After so many years, I have learned to forgive and tolerate, and I have always understood that I am not always afraid of loneliness.

2 1, "What I fear most is that the people I care about suddenly change their tune and feel that the whole world doesn't want you."

22. Actually, I am very sad, but I am too proud to tell you.

23. I walk in a narrow alley alone, and it seems that I will never walk through a long tunnel.

I lost many people along the way. Am I not good enough or are you too picky?

Are you listening to Joker Xue's songs?

26、 ? You're too tired to sigh when you're used to human feelings?

27. "Take care of yourself when it is windy, and don't get wet when it rains. You have a good life, and I will walk slowly in the future. "

28. In the end, you still think too much, full of blood and disgust.

29. That's it. I don't like you anymore (www.SiandiAn.com Flash Point Love Network)

Don't hang it on the tree.

3 1, I'm still here, waiting for the wind.

Every tyrant has a woman he loves deeply.

I feel lonely when I shouldn't be alone.

34、 ? People who don't care don't know why they stare at the screen as soon as they turn on their mobile phones.

35. I can't catch up, he is so far away.

As long as he is still here, it's not too bad.

37. Well, you have been changing one beautiful female ticket after another. Yeah, you haven't changed. Yes, I'm still too disappointed to let you go.

38. I learned later that even if I love the sea, I can't jump into it.

39、 ? Just passing by ☆ Who will notice?

40. My existence is like an accident.

A selection of simple fragments in Joker Xue's works

1. You said the worst thing is hunger and loneliness, because it reflects people's two basic desires: to eat enough and to be loved.

We lived in the same place, but we never met again.

3."? Because I didn't protect myself, I lost my ability to love others when I met you? "

If I can forget your eyes before dark, I will never finish a dream in my life.

In the transaction, whoever wins the interest loses his soul.

6. He knows that you are reluctant to leave, so he is desperate for harm.

7. "Probably everyone wants a moment's shelter and comfort, and no one wants to suffer a broken head alone and then wipe the wound by himself."

8. "In fact, there is no such thing as empathy in the world. They don't know how painful it is unless the needle sticks to others. "

9. Be a clean and free girl. Never forget the past, never mention the future.

10. You always cry, so everyone is used to it.

1 1. Long time no see. Are you okay? Fortunately, we are all in Daxichuan.

12.？ I will always think that I wear all my bangs in a big ponytail and look the best naked?

13.？ Da Chun, I will give you everything. Give me back Dong Mei, will you? Clever Charlotte has everything, but she has lost the woman she loves most.

14. The girl who can't leave after reading it wishes you a double-digit male god chasing you. .

15. He ignored you. He may have been scalded by water and knocked on the corner of the table with medicine. He bled profusely and was taken to the hospital. An ambulance had an accident. Don't think about how he did it. He is chatting with someone else.

16. You don't have to like it or hate it.

17. I hope the girl in front of the screen will not be sad alone when she sees her lover in the future, and be a prodigal son.

18. [People are fickle, don't finish. ]

19. [Thank you for seeing through my bluff and giving me a hug neither too early nor too late. ]

20. Follow the strong wind with hot throat wine and regard loneliness as freedom.

Selected jokes of Joker Xue.

1. Ma Di said: It has nothing to do with me when you hear this song. The tears you shed are stories that only you know.

2.？ A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman?

I thought I was special, but later I found out that you are so kind to everyone.

4. [On the banks of the Qujiang River, you bend the willow branches into love threads, and a smile softens the whole Chang 'an. ]

5. [It's a pity that the wind blows away feelings. ]

6. What law in the world stipulates that if you love someone, he must love you? Yes, no, so he is not wrong but doesn't love you.

7. I saw a photo of his girlfriend in the space, and the comments shouted "Sister-in-law". I think I have to put it down for three years.

8. [All procrastination is not what you really want. ]

9. I am excited to tell him? Is it snowing? As a result, he didn't reply to me all day

10. [I found that this is the correct way to exist when some relationships are getting weaker and weaker. ]

1 1. If he really likes you, how can he promise you?

12. [Can I touch you again and learn to cherish it? In the end, none of us will give up. ]

13. [Love and not love are roads without lights, but the former is not so lonely. ]

14. [Everything I want to say is in my eyes and throat, but I am finally swallowed up by drooping eyelids and silence that I don't know why. ]

15. I hope you, the devil in troubled times, will never touch your true feelings again. In the future, you should be a promiscuous person, stop crying and be sad alone.

16.； ? You say you love her, but you can't give her a home. She said she wasn't drunk, she just staggered and kept crying?

17.？ I miss you so much, I just want to hear your voice and hug you?

18. Yan Wen: I remember being together before, and my gentle look back disappeared.

19. The feelings of brewing wine in the past were exchanged for the rest of the growth and drunkenness.

20. You are a bar, but you closed early. I was so happy that I froze to death at the strip club.

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