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Selected Classic Cantonese Slang
Two fingers are longer than the male, or you will be poor for life.
Procrastinate and eat fast, wriggling to the other side.
It's not a bad mouth, but a little embarrassing.
Sit in a daze and bury a pile in a high-spirited place.
Bo Yibo: Today, I have squandered it.
You are like pearls to distance, and distance is like salted fish and grass.
You are infatuated with the distance, and when you are infatuated, the distance is 9 left lines.
It's not the dragon crossing the river, it's not the pork chop without makeup.
Fight, bicycle becomes motorcycle, fight again and again, motorcycle becomes rice shell.
If you die, I will hand it over to the real estate enterprise.
In the middle, the fastest promotion.
It is better to drink tea than to dance cha-cha.
Recruiting and accumulating megalomaniacs is more worry-free than others.
Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to work hard.
Men don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.
5 washing is urgent, the most urgent and the fastest.
Even if you despise me, I don't want to blow you to death.
Beauty and beauty are provocative at first; Beauty beauty, no lines at the end of eyes; Beautiful, beautiful, how fascinating
Classic Cantonese slang is universal.
Nine out of ten men roll, and the other one is tight.
I don't know luck when I gamble, and I don't know health when I roll.
Drink early, vomit early and leave early.
No gambling, no whoring, no air conditioning
Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.
Win a candy, lose a factory.
Money is not the problem, the problem is money.
The enthusiasm for urinating, is it the embrace of the urine pocket, or the cold in the warm corner?
Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking idiots.
Gambling since childhood, life is getting better and better.
You are a young man with many spring fish and many eggs.
For a brother, you can stab both sides, for a woman, you can stab two brothers.
D female good ghost, stripe super evil.
I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.
I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.
Mosquitoes have three tens, and the bigger they are, the bigger they are.
You have your hard work and I have my luxury.
Common Cantonese slang
He: lazy, doing nothing.
Say it: how do you say this?
Title: group fight, use force with a knife.
Shoe shine: flattery
A set of ants: a set of troubles
Bubble in wok: a metaphor for chaos
One load: half a catty, and so are you.
A clumsy gag: a cold joke
Fried chicken: a metaphor for people who run amok.
Kill the goose that lays the golden egg: find a bargain
Dropped glasses: the estimation is wrong, and the eyes are gone.
Kick your feet and dry your feet: very busy.
Eat a dead cat: take the fall
Pull the cat's tail: play the double spring
Stork tendon: neuroticism
Broken back: Speak ill of others behind their backs and report them.
Fly the plane: stand up on purpose.
Seven-nation rebellion: chaos
Wake-up: You are very savvy. You will understand when you say it.
Dead snake rotten eel: motionless, metaphorically lazy.
Fall to the ground: unlucky, unlucky.
Sweat all over.
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