Funny joke, humorous short hilarious joke.

1. Although girls who are moody in love can make people unprepared, they can also effectively carry forward China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

2. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day to encourage my dad to stop lying every day and develop his career while he is young.

I asked him that day, "What is our romantic relationship?" He said, "This is an idiom."

5. "What were your last words?" "Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live. "

6. See the photos of my childhood and look at myself in the mirror. I can't help sighing that time is a knife to kill pigs. One knife goes down, all the pigs are dead, and those who survive are good-looking us.

7. A beggar came up to me with a bowl and said, "Please do me a favor." Seeing that his hand was shaking all the time, I hesitated and helped him hold it for a while.

8. We have such a good relationship and you take care of me. Tell you the truth, no matter what you do in your next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

9. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

10, people lose weight, waist and abdomen, why must we start with brain cells?

1 1, stop being ridiculous. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet, which is understandable!

12, found a thief at home in the middle of the night. I was so nervous that I lay in bed and even hoped that he could find some money in my house.