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Seaweed joke
I've seen shameless people, never seen such shameless people.
I can tell you for sure that you will not have a good result.
Besides, none of the reasons you said are valid.
First of all, you said you wouldn't ruin his family. But when you have sex with this man, you have ruined his family. Whether it's for this man or his wife, it's a potential hidden danger, and it will break out sooner or later. The only difference is morning and evening.
Second, you said that you don't have a good family, but the qualities, appearance and temperament you should have are still there with my own efforts. The so-called mind is born, without a healthy outlook on life, how can you have a good appearance and temperament? Your present appearance and temperament are brought by your healthy life in the past. If you are a junior, it will definitely bring a bad life state and psychological state. How can I bring my future temperament? How to improve the living space?
Moreover, the face will be old!
Third, you said that you have no emotional foundation, only appearance. Have you ever thought that there is something more beautiful than you? Don't tell me you are the best beauty in the world. Even the most beautiful woman in the world will have aesthetic fatigue after getting along for a period of time. Do you know when the other person will get tired of aesthetics?
Fourth, your subconscious mind means that you will cultivate feelings. Do you think you are better at playing with feelings than the other person? Moreover, he can ignore the feelings of married couples, and how likely is it to take care of the feelings of a woman who is not justified and shady?
Fifth, do you want to play tricks to impress each other? Do you think your skills are better than a man who has read countless people? The world pretends not to know, pretends to be moved, and just lies to you, making you feel that you are more sophisticated than the other party. Actually, I'm just laughing inside.
Sixth, you still want to mix a few years and get married normally after getting the money! You dream. First of all, people won't let you take much money. Second, you are a fool and willing to marry someone else's mistress? Some men are willing to marry a mistress, but they don't marry you because they love you.
Seventh, you ask: Is it the secular view of China people that a man is limited to a woman who marries him all his life? Is it wrong to find a lover? Of course, as a woman, I never want to hurt my wife. Is it necessarily wrong for a man to have an extramarital affair without hurting his wife?
I can definitely answer you, not only in China, but also in foreigners, including the animal kingdom. Finding a lover is simply wrong! There is no doubt about it! You didn't want to hurt his wife, but you did. If you want to share your husband with the rest of the world, it is estimated that there will be no other person except you!
Eighth, people treat you as a plaything, and they will not tell you directly, but treat you as a plaything. A person who only cares about playing with your body regardless of his personal future does not treat you as a plaything. What is that?
Ninth, the story of seaweed and Song Siming is just a fabricated story, but you regard it as a fact and a reason why you are willing to be a mistress, which shows what an asshole you are. Whether that story is true or not has nothing to do with you. In addition, the TV series clearly pointed out that seaweed was Song Siming's first love, body double. You think of it as an emotion. It's very different from ordinary feelings. What if one day you find your original body?
Ninth, you are still asking about your ideal and career. It seems that you have no idea what an ideal is and what a career is. It seems that you have no correct outlook on life and world at all. No wonder you have such a sick idea.
Your ideal, he paved the way for you? So it's not your ideal, it's just a whim.
Tenth, you don't think you are a monster. That's right. You are just a toy, but you are not a pet. Confused fools are just playthings.
You have said so much and defended so much, only the first sentence is correct: I love fantasy, I am not sensible, I am mature in appearance and naive in heart.
The most shameless fool in the world!
You can forgive your sins!
With your stupidity, within a year, there will be retribution. Just wait and see if you don't believe me. If there is no retribution within one year, you can scold me.
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Come to think of it, you may be doing the right thing now. With your cleverness, I believe that with your own skills and abilities, you may never earn your present life. Enjoy it now, or there will be no shop after this village. Of course, don't forget that this life will last for a long time. Be prepared to leave at any time, and be prepared to suffer after leaving him.
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