There is an urgent need for a coherent language to express allusions or joke stories. Everybody help. In urgent need. In urgent need.

1, Xiaohei went shopping. When he met his second uncle, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Buy two dishes for my uncle!" " People in the street almost laughed, but his second uncle added, "Look how old you are, you can't even tell anyone!" " ! "

2, quarreling with classmates, anxious, so angry: "Do you think I have eaten too much! ? "What do you eat? )

3, originally wanted to say: "I am made of iron!" The result said, "I'm working while the iron is hot!" " "

I thought it was wrong, so I corrected it and said, "I hit the iron!" " "

4. My mother went shopping, took a fancy to a pair of shoes in the shoe cupboard and blurted out, "How much are these shoes?"

After playing wildly in summer, I was sweating profusely. My brother bought me a popsicle. I took a big bite and shouted, "Wow, you're burning me to death!" "

6. A popsicle seller: "Buy popsicles! Hot! "

7. Once my classmate's mother called, I used to say "he's not here". But this time I want to say "he is out". It turned out to be "his ... is gone"

8. The PE teacher should have announced the "dissolution" after a leader checked the exercises between classes. But when the PE teacher was nervous, he forgot his words and held back for a long time, shouting, "Retreat!" " "

9. I watch TV with my parents. I was going to say that the day after tomorrow is my birthday. As a result, a woman said "Let's get married" to a man on TV, and I blurted out "Mom, I will get married the day after tomorrow!" (I was in high school at that time)

10, I ate slowly, and one day I was hungry in a rice noodle shop. Finally, I couldn't bear to strike the table and roar. I wanted to say no to rice noodles, so I lifted the table!

The result said: I will eat the table without rice noodles!