What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

I've heard many jokes, but only two are funny.

A middle-aged man fell down by bike and went to the hospital. The doctor asked him to go to the orthopedics department to take a picture of the bone. After getting the photo, he couldn't understand it himself, so under the guidance of the nurse, he went to the attending doctor. The attending doctor saw his film. Say a little question. He asked the doctor, what's wrong with me? The doctor said, sir, your bone is broken. So he was in a hurry and asked the doctor quickly. What should I do? The doctor smiled and said, don't worry, don't worry, just fix it with photoshop.

Seeing this joke, I couldn't help laughing. I was particularly impressed. We were studying the situation and politics at that time. I laughed out loud There was a quiet atmosphere in the classroom, and suddenly everyone looked at me in unison. I seem to be the laughing stock of the whole class. I was amused by a joke and the whole class was amused.

The teacher told me to stand up and start a distinctive political criticism. But because of that joke, I couldn't calm down for a long time. When I was sitting in my seat, I couldn't help passing it on to the people around me, because I thought the joke was so funny. But some students didn't act funny. It may be the same joke, but everyone's jokes are different, so naturally it is impossible to have the same reaction.

There is another joke, which I saw yesterday. The most popular thing in Weibo recently is 200 yuan's girlfriend incident.

Someone asked on Weibo, Tanabata is coming, what gift should I give my girlfriend? Within 200 yuan. So someone replied and sent your girlfriend a freedom. Seeing this joke, I can't help it. I almost dropped the cup in my hand. In fact, this joke is quite meaningful. The questioner has no intention, but the respondent has a lot of ideas. I think love for my girlfriend really can't be measured by money. No matter how much money you have, your mind is priceless.