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First grade English stories
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the The old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
Translation
老猫
< p>An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old. It couldn't run fast or bite things because it was too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped over to catch the mouse, but it could not bite the mouse. Therefore, the mouse slipped away from its mouth because the old cat could not bite it.So the old woman was very angry because the old cat did not bite the mouse to death. She started to hit the cat, and the cat said: "Don't hit your old servant. I have served you for many years, and I am still willing to serve you, but I am too old. Don't be so cruel to the older people." Remember the good things older people did when they were younger.
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A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." < /p>
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
Translation
A man was walking towards a rich man's house , when he was walking along the road, on the side of the road he found a box of good apples, and he said: "I am not going to eat those apples, because the rich man will give me more food, and he will give me something delicious." . "Then he picked up the apple and threw it into the soil.
He continued walking and came to the river. The river swelled, so he could not reach the other side of the river. He waited for a while, and then He said: “I can’t go to the rich man’s house today because I can’t cross the river. "
He started to go home. He didn't eat anything that day. So he started looking for something to eat. He found apples and happily dug them out of the dust and ate them.
Don't throw away good things, you will find them useful another time.
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city ."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise . The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
Translation
City Mouse and Country Mouse
Once upon a time, there were two mice, and they were good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come and see my home in the country." So the city mouse went. The Country Mouse led him to his own home in a field. It hunts out all the finest foods for the city mouse. The city mouse said: "This food is not delicious and your home is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone. You will have delicious food. You should come to my house in the city."
The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house was very beautiful, and delicious food was laid out for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a loud noise and the city mice shouted: "Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away and hid.
After a while, they came out. When they came out, the Country Mouse said, "I don't like living in the city, I like living in my hole in the fields."
Because it is better to be happy and comfortable even though you are poor than to live a life of fear even though you are rich. ”
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go slow".
Teacher: Why are you late every morning?
Tom: Whenever I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School----Slow Down".
p>A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" < /p>
"She is the one who sells the candy."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for her two cents.
" What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? "
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Give you two more cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? ”
“She is a candy seller. ”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. "
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
Drunk
One day, the father went home with his young son. This child is at that age where he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father: "Dad, what does the word 'drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "look there are two policemen standing there." If I saw them as four, then I would be considered drunk. "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!" ”
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