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Post-9s exclusive talk about personality domineering style cool talk about sentences.

1. There is always a wave of people who judge others by the standards of saints, but demand themselves by the standards of bitches.

2. May you be brave and fearless even if you are alone in the future.

3. just remember, as long as you are not afraid of pain, death and shame, there is nothing you can't take.

4. I will chop off your leg if anyone dares to get involved in my love.

5. No matter how sinister the world is and how weak my shoulders are, I still have someone I want to protect to the end!

6. remember the people who make you breathless with pain, because they teach you what is forbearance or cruelty.

7. don't always envy others' brilliance, but forget that you will shine too.

8. You are in my unusual concern, but not in my recent visitors.

9. Sometimes people change because they are really hurt.

1. when you hurt me, don't be too light, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

11. What little suckling dog, little German shepherd, old country dog ... It's unnecessary to describe a man in such a mess, just one word, dog.

12. I don't hit the south wall, how can I know whether I am strong or the south wall is strong?

13. We hate a person, often because they are too similar to each other; We like a person because they are too similar to each other.

14. Don't think that people who can't let you go will also be unable to let you go! Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

15. There is no unforgettable love; Only that humble love.

16. Some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.

17. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

18. I exhausted my strength and sincerity and finally only touched myself.

19. May you have no joys and sorrows for the rest of your life, and may your years be smooth.

2. someone has been looking for you, but the road is too dark and far, so you have to wait.

21. It has been imitated and never surpassed. There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be my enemy.

22. The perfection of one thing means not only the end of one thing, but also a new beginning of another.

23. If we change our hearts, you will understand and I will understand you.

24. Now I feel my heart is free and my body is ready to move.

25. Five years later, no matter who gets ahead or faces the loess, brothers are still brothers, and girlfriends are still girlfriends!

26. Life is like my singing, sometimes out of tune and sometimes unreliable.

28. Don't deal with dogs. When licking you, you should be a cute dog, and when biting you, you should be a tough baiwenhang! After 9, boys talk about domineering

1. Even if life is no longer unbearable, I will try to eat.

2. Your appearance is an insult to the city management.

3. I wrote my thoughts about you in the toilet and left them for those flies.

4. For a foodie, the most terrible dream is to dream of hunger.

5. We agreed not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.

6, elder sister, although not the queen of the world, but I want to be your queen!

7. Who do you think you hooked up with? Just a man I don't want.

8. You must kiss the test paper before handing it out. This is called passing.

9. Maturity is not that a person's heart grows old, but that tears are spinning and he can still smile.

1. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

11. I want to improve my life. I don't eat dried noodles. I want to eat instant noodles.

12. I have read the whole world, so the world leaves me alone.

13. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

14. You're like a 2B, dressed so cool, and grown so weak.

15. Young friends, I don't know where time has gone, do you know?

16. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.

17. You have the right to remain silent, but I will silence you soon.

18. I feel that I didn't play well after quarreling, and I want to quarrel again.

19. If you are not sure, don't hope, then you won't be disappointed.

2. I love you for ten thousand years, which means I don't love you after ten thousand years!

21. I am grateful to all those who dropped the chain when I needed you most.

22. Even if you want to cry, you should smile and say, Fuck you!

23. I tore my heart out for you, but you fawned on others.

24. Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

25. Don't talk to me about English. I'm a Chinese-American mixed-race. Can you understand me?

26. If you don't want me to marry you, I'll marry you.

27. Some people can be easily erased by time. Like dust.

28. Chopin, if you pop out my sadness, I will give you a dollar.

29. Please don't look back when you leave, and don't look for me again when you are alive.

3. dung beetles's greatest wish in this life is to get a shit ball.

31. What department do you want to join this classmate? I want to join the canteen.

32. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile. No matter how hard it is, don't forget to stick to it.

33. The monthly exam is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of me.

34. I don't know what the textbook is saying, but I feel terrible.

35. When others are angry, they don't eat. When I am angry, I eat two more bowls of rice.

36. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers, and don't look for acquaintances.

37. The most glorious moment of Apple was that it hit Newton on the head.

38. The road is far away and the water is far away. I helped you to the wall and you still fell.

39. The King of Yan takes so many people every day, why didn't he take you away!

4. Women put on a lot of makeup, but they are afraid that their hearts are also fake.

41. Some things are lost, which is more unforgettable than having them.

42. I don't know what fashion is, but I have been leading the fashion.

43. Who is young and hasn't loved a few animals? Brothers and sisters, stand up!

44. Only women and English are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find!

45. Your appearance is more toxic than fake milk powder, which makes my head bigger.

46. I have pick up hot chicks skills. Unfortunately, I'm just a younger sister.

47. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married. It's my treat!

48. In the plain, you will also be fortunate to have Ford, which is even more enviable.

49. The past is taken away by the breeze, leaving only a trace in your memory.

5. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the tree's persistence?

51. I feel lonely just because you have nothing to pay attention to and nowhere to pay.

52. If your heart is tired, your tears will dry up. How can you love someone until you are old?

53. You keep saying that you are the truth, so I have to say that I really don't care!

54, future daughter-in-law, you are really hateful, and you have made me have one more festival.

55. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

56. When will an empty soul that has gone astray return to its original piety?

57. Winter vacation and I are going to break up, all because of that bitch who started school!

58. Whoever is better than who can be worse will be reported to God sooner or later.

59, people must have a sense of humor, or who do you expect to amuse yourself?

6. I thought it was a vow of eternal love, but later I knew it was a mirage.

61. No matter how much face you have, you only get one chance with me.

62, the same tune, but how also can't listen to the previous melody.

63. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

64. I stumbled and understood a lot, but I was reluctant but helpless.

65. My boyfriend doesn't smoke, drink, fight or exist.

66. Don't think about this sacred world with your little mind.

67. I just long for a permanent love without lies.

68. If you leave, you can't come back. If you come back, you won't let Yun rely on you any more.

69. Some people said I was ugly and I smiled. You haven't met my friends.

7. If a pig is stupid, someone will kill it, but a fool can't help it. Let me know if you want to die or live.

71. If you have anything unhappy, please say it to make me happy.

72, mobile phone and bed, you let me go, I am a person with homework.

73. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!

74. God, please give me a quarrel. Scold the lover who can't run!

75. Obama, do you remember that little bin Laden by Daming Lake?

76. I don't want to be a hindrance to you. I always try to get used to loneliness.

77, people must have a sense of humor, or who do you expect to amuse yourself?

78. A cup of hot tea warms the body; A word of understanding, warm is the heart.

79. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underpants.

8. Drive someone else's car, go back to your home and let someone else find a car.

81. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

82. I will dress up for the funeral of my homework. Will you go? Pen.

83. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.

84. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give me some time.

85. When you say that your mind is confused, I am actually more confused than you.

86, you are a cucumber, or a bump, but you don't have a shot!

87. The sense of distance is very melodramatic. Too far and too close are all wrong.

88. The bird I love has flown away, and the bird that loves me has been killed.

89. I am not arrogant, but I can't learn to be a gentle lady. That's all.

9. Thank God for letting me meet you, whether we have a future or not!

91. Are you pure? Then there is no stinking ditch in the world, and it has become Telunsu.

92. To really let go is not to let go of others, but to let go of yourself.

93. It's not terrible to bump into the head, but it's a joke to bump into the head of a couple.

94. It's mine. Don't move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

95. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

96. If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have decided to have a doll kiss.

97. Don't drink an old glass of wine to the past, for it's so disgusting.

98. Everyone with his hand in his pocket is actually lifting his pants.

99. Life advice: When I ignore you, you can try to give a red envelope.

1. Why should I take you seriously? You are not my Cosmetic Contact Lenses.

11. Hello, the number you dialed has passed away. Please redial in the next life.

12. Every teenager's growth is changed because of a young girl.

13. People studied in Russia, so why not play with diamonds?

14. The quilt is ill, and I always feel that I should stay in bed and take care of it.

15. If we don't fall in love, we will be old. The premise is that you have to have someone.

16, don't be sad about the past, don't be greedy for the future, and focus on the present, which is peaceful.

17. Some things are beyond our control, so we have to control ourselves.

18. When people are alive, they have to tear their hearts out once, otherwise they won't be called people.

19. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman that a man needs.

11. After this village, there is this store. Because there are branches here.

111. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

112. What's the hurdle? Besides, my legs are so long.

113. Don't point fingers at me if you haven't walked the way I walked.

114. After a long time, the first feeling when you meet someone you like is that you don't deserve it.

115. Treacherous people are no longer best friends. Don't defile this word.

116. Draw a circle and curse those who don't chat with me, and all their mobile phones will be dropped in the toilet.

117. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, because it would be black-handed.

don't call me a light bulb in the future. Call it the brightest star in the night sky.

119. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck.

12, life is like super Mary, a little tortoise can kill you!

121. I have only one wish every day to be alive tomorrow!

122. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have a baby? Talk about non-mainstream domineering exclusively after , and talk about cool personality in friends circle after

. He didn't say a word about I love you, but you said every word.

2. The more you love, the cheaper it is. It's not that he doesn't know love, but that he is used to being loved by you.

3. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

4. If anyone takes my place in your arms, I will send her directly to the crematorium.

5. if you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret, make your secret love open, and make your current face long?

6. I fear nothing more than three years, and I will never see you again.

7. the lover you can't get is always the wind, and you will leave after a thousand times.

8. don't answer my enthusiasm with your hot and cold.

9. I know it's not that important that I have nothing, so I never expect others to be nice to me.

1. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

11. If you don't throw things you can't keep away, you deserve it if you trip over them in the future.

12. As a person, if the water is seven points full, the words will be three points soft. If you don't know my way, don't inquire about my bottom line.

13. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a hard slap.

14. You have your style and I have my principles. Don't use your style.