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Is it annoying to slam the door? The fourth one is worse.

1. slam the door.

Many men are used to closing the door with a big swing, which is no less than an earthquake and shaking the earth ... It's not who falls hard, who is more attractive to men. Everyone knows that men are generally stronger than women, so there is no need to show it when closing the car door. Nowadays, many cars are not traditional snap locks, and some are electric suction doors. Don't worry about not closing the door without force.

Closing the door too hard can easily cause damage to the door and body, aging of the door and increased noise. There are hinges and stops between the car door and the car body, door lights and induction switches, as well as various plastic parts and buckle connections. Closing the door too hard will lead to loose parts and damage, and will also lead to deformation and displacement of the glass lifter. Serious will also cause permanent deformation of the door, which are qualitative changes caused by bad behavior habits. The next time you close the door to 10- 15CM, you will definitely win the praise of the female driver.

judge

Many male drivers don't like driving by themselves, or they are drunk and tired, and they all like to let female drivers "take over". In this case, the male driver is not idle and acts as a short-distance tutor for the female driver. "It's time to overtake, it's time to merge, be careful not to press the line ..." The constant command made the female driver more flustered. In fact, in this case, the male driver only needs to be a quiet and handsome man. He always comments and summarizes the words "you can't drive", and no one is happy. Too many opinions during driving will also distract the driver and cause accidents.

3. Sleep/play mobile phone

It is said that yawning is contagious, and sleeping in the car is more likely to cause "resonance". Although there is no rule that you can't sleep, most men fall asleep after getting on the bus for a while, and drivers are prone to drowsiness because of their high concentration. If someone sleeps nearby, it will aggravate the driver's feeling of fatigue driving, especially when driving at high speed. There are countless safety accidents caused by fatigue driving.

There are also some men who concentrate on playing with their mobile phones as soon as they get on the bus and don't ask about things outside the window. Although everyone doesn't like the co-pilot, the co-pilot who is too quiet and has no normal communication will make people crazy.

Take off your shoes.

Some men have no sense of hygiene. If they feel a little bored after a long journey, they will take off their shoes and release their smelly feet. Do you know that female drivers hate this self-righteous man most?

smoke

Smoking while driving is very harmful, but most men are used to "refreshing themselves" after getting on the bus, while most female drivers "hate it". Because smoking in the car is very harmful, when the car is in a closed state, the air circulation in the car is poor. Toxic gases such as carbon monoxide produced by automobile operation, coupled with second-hand smoke produced by smoking, will also lead to insufficient oxygen content and slow response of drivers, which may easily lead to safety accidents and even poisoning in serious cases.