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What embarrassing stories do you have about drinking tea?

So far, I have had three experiences of drinking tea. Although it is not much, embarrassing things happened every time in these three experiences of drinking tea. Although it has been a long time, it is still unforgettable for me. Although it was an embarrassment, it also taught me a lot.

The first time happened when I was a child, when I went with my father to visit his friend’s house. That uncle was proficient in tea ceremony and made us a pot of tea. Later, my father said that the tea was very expensive, costing several thousand yuan per tael. I was young and ignorant at that time, so I clamored to have a taste. Who knew that tea was so bitter and astringent that I spit it out as soon as I put it in my mouth. Who knew that the uncle also said half-jokingly, "Boy, you vomited 500 yuan in this mouthful"! It scared me so much that I drank it again. In the end, it made my uncle and father laugh.

The second time was when I traveled to Inner Mongolia and tasted pure milk tea for the first time in the grassland. You know, the rules for drinking milk tea on the grassland are that after getting the milk tea, you need to dip your little finger into the tea and flick three times into the air; if you don't drink it, you need to hold the bowl over, otherwise someone will Keep pouring you tea. It was my first time and I had no experience. And because I was tired of traveling and traveling a long way, I was already dying of thirst. After getting the tea, I kept drinking it. Drinking and drinking, I had almost enough to drink, but the Mongolian lady next to me kept pouring me tea. At that time, I thought to myself, maybe it was because the Mongolian friends were so hospitable, so I would just drink a few more bowls. However, something didn't feel right while he was drinking, and the young lady kept looking for help from her parents, but they were too far away. I just had to drink and drink. As a result, I didn’t even take a few bites of the roasted whole lamb. My parents asked me why, and I was embarrassed to tell them.

The third time was to attend a tea party hosted by a tea critic. This tea party is to drink live tea during the Shen period. You need to drink seven cups a day, which may not seem like much, but when you drink it, you will feel full before you drink even half of it. Moreover, the way to drink this kind of tea is different from the past. When you drink it, you have to sip it, which will make a loud sound. In a teahouse that was quiet at the time, I made this kind of sound. It was fine for the first few cups, but as I drank, it started to feel weird. I suddenly couldn't hold back my laughter. Everyone, including the teacher, looked at me. Suddenly I felt very embarrassed, my face instantly became hot, and I just wanted to find an excuse to go out and run away. Fortunately, the teacher saw my embarrassment, helped me smooth things over, explained it, and introduced this method of drinking tea to everyone.

I cherish every experience of drinking tea, and although embarrassing things happened every time, these embarrassing incidents also made me understand more and learn a lot, which is considered a worthwhile trip. . ?