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Why are there so many people stealing bicycles in Wuhan? I lost two of them in less than two weeks. Is it incredible?

This is the case now. People who steal cars are very rampant. In the past, there was a policy that if you were caught stealing cars three times a year, you would be dealt with severely and you would be imprisoned for a few years. But I haven’t seen that. What effect?

Sometimes broken cars are stolen. My broken car disappeared within 5 minutes of leaving it in the living area downstairs of my house. If such a person is caught, he will be sent to the police station and he will come out soon. It is useless. I just want to beat him to death until he can no longer take care of himself and see how he steals again.

There is a joke about car theft in Wuhan that reflects the current situation: someone goes out on a bicycle, and after getting off the car, he uses He took N big locks and locked the car to a tree. He took 2 steps, turned around, and the car was there. He took another 2 steps, looked back, and the car was still there. After taking 3 steps, he looked back again, and even the tree was gone.

So, don’t rely on that lock. Three thumb-thick wire locks on my car were even locked on the iron railing and were stolen.

Also Yes, you must not buy a second-hand car. Is that a second-hand car? There are already 20 second-hand cars!~!~What’s wrong with the second-hand ones? They are not cars. They are stolen from you. Among the N cars that were lost at my house, only the front The two cars are not second-hand, nor are they stolen in the same way. No one wants them except the broken ones. If there is something wrong with the riding, they will be stolen.

The only way is to put the car in a place with many people, and it will be stolen 24 hours a day. Only if someone can give you a safe place to watch, don't park randomly. Of course, your lock shouldn't be too bad, otherwise if someone gives you a few seconds to open it, who knows he stole it