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How did the continent last for 800 years after Jiang Taigong's funeral?

Jiang Ziya is a very important figure in the Romance of Gods. Although he is not famous among the immortal Taoist priests in terms of strength, he has a good master who protects him everywhere. This makes Shen admire, envy and hate. For this reason, he has also fought many wars in various places.

However, the Buddha was kind to Jiang Ziya at first for a reason. Jiang Ziya followed him for a long time, and of course he learned a lot of tools, but after all, his practice is still insufficient. Compared with his brothers, this is far from the truth. But fortunately, people are honest and have the kindness of the whole world, so we have to let him fulfill the obligation of sealing the gods. After sealing the gods, he will stay in the world, enjoy the splendor of the world, and be enshrined by the human incense behind him, which is also a handover to this master.

It is said that after being deified, Jiang Ziya continued to stay with King Wu as a helper, but the post of prime minister was resigned, and Zhou Gongdan, the younger brother of King Wu, succeeded him, while Jiang Ziya took the position of a surname, who was also the King of Qi. Later, after helping King Wu, he helped his son Zhou Chengwang and his grandson Zhou Kangwang. After three generations, he was also a veteran of the three dynasties.

But Jiang Ziya is a spiritual mortal after all. Although I know some Taoism, I still have to go through life and death. But behind Jiang Ziya, what about the Zhou Dynasty? Now Jiang Ziya has made a promise to Xibe Hou Jichang that he will not fail for eight hundred years, but he will break his word. So then there was such a legend.

Legend has it that in Zhou Kangwang for six years, Jiang Ziya was dying and felt that he was dying. Zhou Kangwang came to visit, so Jiang Ziya said to him, "Don't bury me behind you, put me in a coffin and hang it on the door of the Golden Palace. If there is a war there, which target can you put the hanging coffin on, which can calm the chaos. " In this way, Jiang Ziya relied on his hanging coffin to protect the Zhou Dynasty for 800 years. After Jiang Ziya's hanging coffin fell, the Zhou Dynasty went to ruin.

But this is a folklore after all, and there is no record about it in historical materials. As we all know, the Zhou Dynasty had 37 kings in 30 generations, about 800 years. The Zhou Dynasty was divided into two periods: the Western Zhou Dynasty and the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. The Western Zhou Dynasty was established by Ji Fa, Zhou Wuwang, with Haojiang (Zhou Zong) as its capital; In 770 BC (the first year of Zhou Pingwang), Pingdong moved to the east, with its capital in Luoyi (Chengzhou). Since then, this period of the Zhou Dynasty has been called the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

The Eastern Zhou Dynasty, also known as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, was divided into two parts. The Zhou Dynasty was the third and first hereditary slavery dynasty in China, and then the Qin and Han Dynasties began to become a unified country with unified authority from the central government to the local government.

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