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Sentences suitable for sending to girlfriends after being jealous.

Sentences suitable for girlfriends after being jealous (I) 1. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.

2. I am very narrow-minded, I will be jealous, I don't know when I will suddenly go crazy, and I will tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

4. You call me paranoid, hateful and jealous! But ah, you make me paranoid, hateful, jealous and jealous. Don't you know why? !

I ate vinegar fish today, and the fish slipped away.

6. There is nothing wrong with a person's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.

7. Being jealous is telling me in disguise that you don't believe me. I hate doubt.

8. Whenever you feel that you are not strangers, you will be jealous when other friends appear around her!

9. The journey of leaving may still be there, but the impulse to say love is gone.

10. It's not that I no longer believe in love, but that no one will ever make me lose my life like you.

1 1. Take the wrong cup when drinking water and turn it into vinegar.

12. Please tell me, am I jealous for you? !

13. The most urgent thing is always the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is always the most true feelings.

14. What are you doing lying down after falling, waiting for someone to step on you?

15. I'm crazy. I will go crazy when I see you.

16. The vinegar-stained cabbage I ate today was all vinegar, but there was no cabbage.

17. You can accept failure, but you can never accept that you have never struggled.

18. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.

19. The heart is failing and going crazy.

Like you, I like you more than anyone on earth.

Sentences suitable for girlfriends after being jealous (part 2) 2 1. There are so many stars in the sky, but few sincere people on the earth.

22. Go and play with other people's babies. I don't want to be with you.

23. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

24. Some things seem to make me uncomfortable, but I am really unhappy.

I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

26. If I can, I will hate you with all my strength.

27. The most painful thing is to watch the person who once said that he would take care of you all his life play with another girl. You still have to smile without saying a word, just because you are not qualified to be jealous.

28. I thought the sourest feeling was jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

29. Go and play with your goblin. Dad doesn't want you!

30. I found for the first time that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you began to be jealous, began to care, began to be jealous ... when you began to like someone.

3 1. My acid, a batch of acid.

32. I came to see you, but you didn't see me, and I was with your master all day, so I deliberately ignored you because of jealousy.

You weren't there when I missed you. Do you know how much I want to hear you whisper in my ear that you miss me too?

34. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into rain, and lovers are worried.

35. The girlfriend is angry to coax her, and the boyfriend is angry to endure him; Girlfriend is jealous to hug her, boyfriend is jealous to kiss him; If your girlfriend is crying, you should tease her, and if your boyfriend is crying, you should accompany him. Girlfriend carries her tired, and boyfriend helps him tired; Forgive your girlfriend if she is wrong, and forgive your boyfriend if she is wrong; Remember your girlfriend's birthday and know your boyfriend's birthday.

Although you don't like me, I still want to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life, which made me feel the feeling of falling in love with someone.

37. I just love to cry, laugh, make trouble, be willful, angry, jealous, distressed and confused! If you don't love me, please don't come near my world.

38. If a woman wants to make a man jealous, what can she do? If a woman deliberately wants to make that man jealous, it means that she is jealous of him.

39. I can't let it go, I can't bear it, I can't forget it, but I can't get it.

40. Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!

Suitable for jealous friends.

Sentence 1. Once I thought it was jealousy, but now I understand ~ it's just jealousy!

2. In memory, there are always moments that can warm the whole past.

I'm no longer jealous or paranoid. I'm tired. Go with whoever you like.

In short, in this vast world, you have no one to turn to except yourself.

Those who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons do not invade, but in fact, all kinds of poisons have already invaded the body.

6. Why is there a faint sadness on an innocent face?

7. His indifference made me a joke.

8. Tell me about a classic romantic comedy.

9. My acid, a batch of acid.

10. You know what it's like to be jealous. You left me!

1 1. The most urgent thing is always the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is always the most true feelings.

12. I have no appetite recently. Can you bring me some vinegar?

13. When I talk and laugh with others, he will feel uncomfortable.

14. Because of you, I became sad, jealous and nervous. That's because I care about you.

15. I really want someone to spoil me for life. How can you be so jealous and so worthless?

16. Life is a buffet. If you don't take the initiative to get food, you can't eat anything.

17. Don't be cold to your wife, don't make her jealous, give in before quarreling, and her wife will hit me.

18. The girl I like is jealous, impatient, crying and irritable, but her smile is my greatest happiness.

19. Is it because I approached you too lightly that her intrusion disturbed your heart?

20. There are too many words to say in a flash, but suddenly I can't make a sound, as if my throat is stuck.

Second sentence 2 1. He said I would be jealous if I ignored them, and I didn't know how long it would take!

22. How the fuck do I answer this? It is an out-and-out jealousy that spans time and space, with a history of at least half a century.

23. Only when I love you will I be jealous.

24. Looking at the road we walked together is a memory together.

25. I am willful, arrogant, unreasonable, unreasonable, jealous, demanding and bad-tempered. But remember, there is a girl named Huang who loves you for a long time. You must be great! Goodbye!

26. Will you be moved when I leave? If that day really comes, I still hope that you will be a little sad, a little lost and miss me a little, as long as you have a little memory of me, really a little.

27. I really care about my nonsense. Good morning and good night. I'm jealous, but I never asked you if you wanted Zheng Zhou, so you left me.

28. Love, sometimes, is a sinking thing. The so-called reason and determination are just ridiculous words of self-consolation.

29. Fall down, get up and prepare for the next posture.

30. You call me paranoid, I hate it, I'm so jealous! But ah, you make me paranoid, hateful, jealous and jealous. Don't you know why? !

3 1. I love you, but you love him.

32. Behind tears is another kind of understanding, and behind giving up is another kind of fulfillment.

33. I want to know when I will get better.

34. Be jealous and delete all the men who have spoken on the buckle. I smiled. Why didn't I notice that he cared so much about other things?

I love you. I love her more than you love me. That's great. Don't contact me again. I'm afraid she will be jealous.

36. I like my name and the way I smile.

The saddest thing is that your friend didn't stay. I'm jealous because I still like you. I don't talk because I still care about you!

38. The sourest feeling in the world is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous. Say your name if you are jealous. Is another person who loves him, so it's not your turn to be jealous of him. There is another person who is jealous aboveboard. The vinegar that can't be eaten is the most sour.

39. A batch of my acid.

40. I'd rather not hold it. You can grow old.

Sentence 3 4 1. Do you have jiaozi? I'm from the northwest!

42. You weren't there when I missed you. Do you know how much I want to hear you whisper in my ear that you miss me too?

43. What are you doing lying down after falling, waiting for someone to step on you?

44. The left eye has never seen the right eye, and I don't know how to comfort it. I only know how to accompany it to tears.

45. If you like someone too much, it is not easy to control your emotions.

46. That road is too difficult to walk. Draw a beautiful rest.

47. Because loving you has become a habit, it is natural to miss you. I'm sorry to bother you last night. I know it was my fault. But I'm just narrow-minded and jealous. I'm sorry, I always ask you to tolerate me. I love you.

48. I asked myself more than once, I like you, why not be jealous? I just like you, that's all. ...

49. I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.

50. Jealousy is a person's instinct. Jealous likes you and cares when you are angry.

5 1. Anyway, I don't care, it doesn't matter.

52. I am in a daze, but my heart is like knocking over a jealous jar. I'm not as generous as you think about everything about you.

53. First, I am not beautiful, cute, gentle, slim, jealous and sometimes neurotic. This is me! Sentence daquan

54. I am not a god. I can't take it anymore. You love her.

55. If you really love, you will be jealous. If you really love, you will think about it.

56. I looked up at the sky and suddenly it was overcast and I couldn't breathe.

57. If a person likes you and hates you for one reason, is it because he is jealous and eats too much?

58. The best love is not cold war, not willful, and communicating more. Like and love in a comfortable way. Know how to bear, know how to share and make progress together.

59. Memories and I don't like to talk, and I think of him occasionally.

60. My heart is out of control, and I'm going crazy.

Hugging is really a strange thing. When we are so close, we can't see each other's faces.

62. There is nothing wrong with a person's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.

I won't be jealous because you are kind to others, because all your bad things are mine.

64. If there is one person who can make you forget the past, then this person is your future.

65. It happened to be half a year in ..................................................................................................................................................................... However, I can still get together, still be happy and meet you.

66. Do you know what the sourest feeling is? The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous.

67. Looking at the message she left for you, I couldn't say a word, and I was depressed. I am jealous.

68. I thought the sourest feeling was jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

69. If I delete you, I will still look for information and peek at your information.

70. I ate gunpowder

7 1. Being jealous only means that I love you more than I like you.

72. You sigh at ta's face and ask if ta is sour.

73. If you really love, you will be jealous. If you really love, you will get to the bottom of it. Only when you really love can you think. Doubt doesn't mean distrust, fool, do you understand?

74. Two people who look like pigs are dating, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.

75. I thought it was that simple.

76. She gave you her heart, her body, and various small emotions such as jealousy, anger and jealousy.

77. Luo Hong and I share a bed.

78. It's not that I want to be jealous, but that you gave me a chance to be jealous.

79. I am afraid that you will go to a place without me, then live without me, and then get used to me who is not me.

80. I am full of affection, but I fell in love with you from cool thin. It seems that this ending was doomed from the beginning?

Send it to your girlfriend. Tell me about it.

1. When you hear something obviously irrelevant, you will turn around in your mind and think of you.

2. Love is two of a kind's hand in hand, a loving kiss, a sincere heart, a lifelong companion, and a red line that connects me with your love. Let love accompany you, accompany you and keep it true forever.

Dear, I hope you can forgive my willfulness. I have a bad temper. Please don't give up on me.

I know you are angry, and I am scared every time you are angry. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

5. I was wrong. I don't want to lose you, a person who loves me the most, a person I love the most! Please forgive me!

6. Meeting you is the luck of my life; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Losing you is my lifelong regret; Without you, I can't feel the shock inside. I just want to love you in this life!

7. You said a spell, and my time is a little late. Breathing and heartbeat accelerate together to catch up with your happy footsteps. Although I am all thumbs, you have not abandoned me, so I love you and will continue.

8. If we have been in this relationship for a long time, you are tired and I am tired, then let's get married!

9. Maybe it's fate, but it's more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.

10. Please give me a sincere feeling and a gentle heart. Because, I will only love you this time. This time is forever.

1 1. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

12. As long as I walk with you, I won't be tired after a long time; Walking with you in the street in summer, holding an umbrella to shade you; Pass you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cool. You are more beautiful this summer.

13. Love always makes people cry, but if I can accompany you for a lifetime, even if all my tears are drained, I won't regret it, just because I really love you!

14. Being in a foreign land, I am worried about you far away. A greeting represents my heart. I hope you can understand and love you forever.

15. I have a lot of work pressure every day. When you go to work on time, you can do your work beautifully. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

16. You left me for a second, and the wind and cloud suddenly changed and the rain plummeted; The moment you left me, tsunami and earthquake, the sky was dark; The day you left me, time froze and there was no life. It is conceivable that you can't leave me all the time, I want to be with you forever!

17. I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

18. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

19. The road is coming out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life, and I cherish you more. Baby, it's cold. Take care of yourself.

20. It takes a minute to break a person's heart, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone.

How to coax a sentence to share when your girlfriend is jealous?

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

2. The girlfriend is angry to coax her, and the boyfriend is angry to endure him; Girlfriend is jealous to hug her, boyfriend is jealous to kiss him; If your girlfriend is crying, you should tease her, and if your boyfriend is crying, you should accompany him. Girlfriend carries her tired, and boyfriend helps him tired; Forgive your girlfriend if she is wrong, and forgive your boyfriend if she is wrong; Remember your girlfriend's birthday and know your boyfriend's birthday.

3. I am jealous because I like you, angry because I care about you, stunned because I miss you, and sad because I don't want to lose you.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your happy smile.

Looking at the message she gave you, I couldn't say a word, and I was very depressed. I am jealous.

6. I don't know if I'm unreasonable and feel uncomfortable after reading it. I hate nostalgic people. I hate it!

7. I will grow up just because my sky once collapsed.

8. After making trouble without reason, I think we should learn to be strong.

9. She gave you her heart, her body, and all kinds of small emotions such as jealousy, anger and jealousy.

10. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.

1 1. You can accept failure, but you can never accept that you have never struggled.

12. I thought Tiandi No.1 was sour enough, but I didn't expect the old vinegar to be more sour.

13. We will be jealous, jealous and quarrel. Will love, will miss, will cherish.

14. I'm afraid you will go to a place without me, then live without me, and then get used to me who is not me.

15. I can also be secular and not suffer from love.

16. My acid, a batch of acid.

17. Do you want jiaozi? I have raw materials!

18. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.

19. Two kinds of sadness. It will also make me cry! It turns out that jealousy can cross time and space!

20. Women's jealousy shows that they care. Some men are jealous of true love, and some men are possessive and have nothing to do with love.

No one can grieve for you, but you are crying for others.

22. Whether it's a couple or a lover. If you really love, you will think and doubt. Doesn't mean you don't trust or love you, so you will be jealous. If you don't love, then I don't care what you do!

23. If a woman wants to make a man jealous, what can she do? If a woman deliberately wants to make that man jealous, it means that she is jealous of him.

24. When I knew that he had written a sentence, you were very moved. Some people are sad, some people are jealous, and some people are lost.

25. I won't be jealous when I see you fighting with other girls, really. Because, I believe that no one can enter your eyes except me.

26. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.

I can't cry yet, but I held back my eyes.

28. In Me Before You, I was never jealous. I drank vinegar.

29. My fool, you don't know I'm jealous! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!

30.a batch of my acid.

3 1. Happy people are all the same, and unhappy people are unhappy in their own way.

I won't be jealous because you are kind to others, because all your bad things are mine.

33. If one day, there are two lines of tears on my face instead of a smile, will you feel a little heartache?

Maybe every time we see a beautiful person, we will ask our partner if he likes it, and he will be very scared and jealous. But honey, don't forget that we are the only and most important reason for each other. We love each other because the only love makes us irreplaceable. If it doesn't love you, please let go, it doesn't matter, but it has lost its value, even if it has had sex.

You don't make me jealous, you make me doubt the person I know.

36. Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!

37. I am a burden. I love being jealous and thinking. You don't love me and pretend to be tired, do you? I see. Let's split up.

38. Space is the longevity medicine of love. Don't be jealous easily. Everyone will have friends of the opposite sex. Let her know only when you should be jealous.

39. Did you give her the wallet I gave you?

40. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into a rain, and the lovers are sad.