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The same text, different punctuation, different tone, what is the joke?

Examples of the use of name symbols

The first issue. 1. Used at the end of a statement. Beijing is the capital of People's Republic of China (PRC).

2. Used at the end of soothing imperative sentences. Can you hold for one moment, please?

Question mark? 1. Used at the end of a question. What's his name?

2. Used at the end of rhetorical questions. Don't you know me?

Exclamation mark! 1. Used at the end of an exclamatory sentence. Strive for the prosperity of the motherland!

2. Used at the end of the imperative sentence. Stop shooting!

3. Used at the end of rhetorical questions with strong tone. I can't compare with him!

Comma, 1. If there is a pause between the subject and the predicate in a sentence, use a comma. Most of the stars we can see are stars.

If there is a pause between the verb and the object in the sentence, use a comma. It should be noted that science needs a person to contribute his life's energy.

If you need to pause after the adverbial in the sentence, use a comma. He is no stranger to this city.

4. Pauses between clauses in complex sentences should be comma, except sometimes semicolon. It is said that there are more than one hundred gardens in Suzhou, and I have been to more than ten.

Pause, used for a pause between coordinate words in a sentence. A square is a quadrilateral with four equal sides and four right angles.

Semicolon 2; 1. Used for pauses between coordinate clauses in complex sentences. Language is used by people to express their feelings; Words are used by people to remember words and notes.

2. Used between items listed in the branch. The administrative divisions of People's Republic of China (PRC) are as follows:

1. The whole country is divided into provinces, autonomous regions and municipalities directly under the central government.

2 provinces and autonomous regions are divided into autonomous prefectures, counties, autonomous counties and cities.

3. Counties and autonomous counties are divided into townships, nationality townships and towns.

Colon: 1. Used after salutation, it indicates that the following contents are introduced. Comrades and friends: Now the meeting is over. ...

2. After the words "say, think, yes, prove, announce, point out and disclose, for example, as follows", the following contents are introduced. He was very surprised and said, "Ah, it's you!"

3. Used after the general discussion, it indicates that it causes the following discussion. There are four gates in the Forbidden City in Beijing: Wumen Gate, Shenwu Gate, Donghuamen Gate and Xihuamen Gate.

4. Used after the words that need to be explained, it means to lead to explanation or explanation. Foreign language book fair

Date: 65438+1October 20th. As for165438+1October 10.

Time: 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Venue: No.0/6, Gongti East Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing

Organizer: China Book Import and Export Corporation.

5. Use it in the words summarized above to summarize the above contents. Zhang Hua was admitted to Peking University; Ping Li entered a secondary technical school; I work as a shop assistant in a department store: we all have a bright future.

Quotes ③ ""

1. Used for direct quotation in writing. The adage "All bets are off, modest gains" has been circulating for at least two thousand years today.

2. Used for objects that need to be emphasized. The ancients had a basic requirement for writing articles, which was called "orderly things". "Having something" means having content, and "having order" means being organized.

3. Used for words with special meanings. It is better to have fewer such "smart people".

4. When quotation marks are used inside quotation marks, double quotation marks are used in the outer layer and single quotation marks are used in the inner layer. He stood up and asked, "Teacher, what does' orderly' mean?"

Parentheses ④ () are used for the comment part of the text. Annotate some words in the sentence, including the comments immediately after the annotation words; Annotate the whole sentence, including the comments after punctuation marks at the end of the sentence. (1) The discovery of Chinese ape-man in China is a great contribution to paleoanthropology.

(2) Writing research articles is different from literary creation, and you can't spread out the manuscript paper to engage in "improvisation". (In fact, literary creation also needs literacy to have "improvisation". )

Dash 1. Used in the explanatory part of the text. Step into the Golden Gate, pass through the spacious wind hall and cloakroom, and you will reach the central hall, the pivotal part of the building of the Great Hall.

2. Used to change the subject suddenly. "It's too hot today! -When are you going to Shanghai? " Zhang Qiang said to Wang who just entered the door.

3. Used for sound expansion after onomatopoeia. "Woo-"The train started.

4. Use before listing the items to share. According to the different research objects, environmental physics is divided into the following five branches:

-Environmental acoustics

-Environmental optics

-Ambient heat

environmental electromagnetism

-Ambient aerodynamics.

The ellipsis ⑤... 1. is used to omit quotation marks. She hummed a lullaby gently: "The moon is bright, the wind is calm, and the leaves cover the window lattice ..."

2. Ellipsis of enumeration. At the flower market in Guangzhou, peony, bell, narcissus, plum blossom, chrysanthemum, camellia, orchid … flowers in spring, autumn and winter are crowded together!

3. Used in the middle of discourse, indicating that the explanation is intermittent. "I ... sorry ... everyone, I ... don't ... finish the task."

They will live in our hearts forever. ...

Connectivity ⑥- 1. Two related nouns form a unit of meaning with a conjunction in the middle. The area north of Huaihe River in Qinling Mountains in China belongs to temperate monsoon climate zone, which is hot and rainy in summer and cold and dry in winter.

2. Between related times, places or numbers, the beginning and the end are indicated by connected numbers. Lu Xun (1881-1936), formerly known as Zhou Shuren, was born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang.

3. Between related letters and Arabic numerals. , using the connection number to indicate the product model. In the Pacific region, in addition to the HAW-4 and TPC-3 submarine cables that have been built and put into use, TPC-4 submarine cables have also been put into operation.

4. Several related projects indicate gradual development with a hyphen in the middle. Human development can be divided into four stages: ape-ape-man-ancient man-new man.

Interval number 1. Names used to distinguish foreigners from some ethnic minorities. Leonardo da Vinci, Eduardo Nurhachi.

2. Used to separate the title of the book from the title of the article (chapter or volume). China Encyclopedia of Physics, History of the Three Kingdoms, History of Shu, Biography of Zhuge Liang.

Book title ""

< > used for titles of books, articles, newspapers, publications, etc. The author of A Dream of Red Mansions is Cao Xueqin. In the text, there is an article written by Lu Xun, "From Baicaoyuan to Santan Yinyue". His article was published in People's Daily. There is a book "The Language of China" on the desk. The preface of China Workers was published on February 7th 1940.

Proper names ⑦ _ _ are used under proper names such as names of people, places and dynasties. Sima Xiangru, whose name is Changqing, was born in Chengdu, Shu County in Han Dynasty.

special

Hyphenation is the same as dash.

Connecting top lattice

1. indicates that time passes through the ice core 1900- 1999.

2. It means that the position crosses Beijing-Shanghai proper nouns and crosses under the grid.

1, which is used to indicate the center of the article.

2, said hero note:

The form of a period is ".". There is another form of period, which is dot. , generally used in scientific and technological literature.

(2) Multiple complex sentences with non-coordinate relationship (such as turning relationship, causal relationship, etc.). ), semicolons are also used between the front and back parts of the first layer.

③ Use double quotation marks and single quotation marks for the straight draft.

④ In addition, there are square brackets, hexagonal brackets and square brackets.

⑤ If a whole paragraph or a line is omitted, it can be represented by twelve points.

⑥ There are three forms of hyphen, namely "-"(occupying the position of two words), "-"(occupying the position of half a word) and "~" (occupying the position of one word).

All landowners proper names are only used in ancient books or some literary and historical works. In order to match proper names, the titles of such works can use wavy lines.