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Naughty I write a composition.
Naughty is a boy's nature, but my naughty is beyond description. Everyone gave me a special nickname-naughty king!
Of course, I, the naughty king, have my moments.
One day, I was playing in the yard and saw a pile of honeycomb briquettes in the corner, which aroused my curiosity. So I ran over and poked it with my finger. Suddenly, a mouse came out of the hole. I was quick of eye and load, so I picked up the coal and smashed it. "Pa-pa-pa" made three shots. At this time, Aunt Wang just came down from upstairs and saw my hands were dirty and my face was like a piece of black charcoal. She frowned and said, "Here comes the coal miner." I smiled shyly at her. When she saw the dead mouse in the corner, she understood everything. Smiled and said, "coal miners have become experts in catching mice." I smiled after listening, and my heart was full of sweetness.
Gradually, I became a "celebrity" in the courtyard.
At school, my popularity is not low, don't believe you.
"Take the medicine!" The students endured the bitterness of the epidemic prevention soup under the order of the monitor. I took the sugar out of my pocket. Originally, I just wanted to put it in medicine, but when I think about it, the teacher has to take medicine. I went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, let me prescribe some medicine for you!" " ""good! "I took the opportunity to secretly take the sugar in my hand and take the medicine bowl away. The teacher swallowed it in one gulp: "Hey, this medicine is quite sweet? The teacher looked at the bottom of the cup and seemed to understand something: "So you naughty boy did it! " "
In class, the teacher's voice is particularly loud, and I also have a credit!
Do you like naughty me?
Answer supplement: just refer to it! Plagiarism is not good! ! ! Plagiarism can satisfy for a while but not for a lifetime! ! ! ! ! ! Oh, by the way, you'd better write it yourself or your grades will not improve (suggestion)
2. I wrote 400 words naughty. He is very naughty.
"ah! Where is my painting? " That's the picture the teacher asked us to put! Hum! It must be my brother Lai's suitcase again.
My brother is only one and a half years old, but there is nothing at home that he can't take apart. You look at him. He always wears a sun hat on his head to cover his eyes. A pair of little black hands can do anything good.
Once, I came home from school and arrived at the door of my room. I was shocked. This room looks like a thief. Old books were thrown all over the floor, my chair fell down and wool hung all over the room. Just like installing an infrared alarm, I stayed for a while and shouted, "Uncle Lai!" " "
Another time, when I was writing my homework, my brother came over and I said to him, "Go play and leave me alone." With my brother gone, I can do my homework with peace of mind. After a while, there was the sound of water in the bathroom. I ran over and saw that the tap was on, but my brother thought toothpaste was jelly.
Another time, my mother was knitting a sweater and my brother was fighting. My mom feels like her pants are getting tighter and tighter. At first glance, haha! It turned out that this Lai Jiashu tied his mother's foot with wool and bit her wool into two pieces.
Do you think my brother is naughty? Tell you something: my brother is the best on our naughty list.
3. How to write a 300-word composition of naughty me and naughty me in grade three?
Me, me, naughty me. Everyone in my family knows that I am a cheeky person. I giggle all day and think too much, which has caused a lot of trouble.
One day in the summer vacation, my mother bought a big watermelon, saying it was imported from other places and it was very sweet. These words make me greedy, but I can't eat them until my father comes back. As soon as I patted my head, I thought of a way: watermelon can be eaten when it falls to the ground! So, I tripped on purpose and bumped into the table. Watermelon is round and unstable. It suddenly fell to the ground and broke in two. My mother heard the sound, patted me on the head and said helplessly, "Forget it, you eat half first and give the other half to my father." I am eating watermelon happily.
A wave of unrest, another wave. Once, I saw a letter under the door, which seemed to be addressed to my father. So, when my father didn't come back, I changed the screenwriter to another colleague of my father. "Knock, knock", dad is back. I quickly packed the letter and said to my father, "Letter, Dad!" " Dad opened the letter, which puzzled the second monk. In this way, my father didn't know the truth until the third week, so he gave me a good beating.
I am me, a naughty me.
4. Naughty my composition When I was a child, I was naughty.
When I was a child, I was a "pure" naughty egg: I painted my mother's perfume on flowers to add fragrance to them; Sprinkle toilet water on the window to prevent mosquitoes from entering. There are many naughty things, so I will tell you one today. Shh, keep your voice down and keep a secret for me!
When I was about five and a half years old, my grandfather lived in my house. He likes to play with me and stay with me.
One morning, it suddenly occurred to me, why not braid my grandpa's hair? I found a comb, a red rubber band and a small stool, and sat beside my grandfather watching TV. I will comb grandpa's hair first, just like when my mother combs my hair, and get a large pinch of hair with the tip of the comb. Grandpa's hair is soft and white, which is easy to tidy up. I combed my hair left and right, tried to comb it together and tie it in a pigtail. Ah, almost. I took out the rope and let it go around. "Oh, it hurts!" Grandpa found out and said, "My dear child, help me braid my hair!" " "I promised," yes, it will be fine in a moment, just bear it! " Say that finish, I made a big bow with Temari. Grandpa has pigtails on his head, like an ancient warrior.
Play something else after editing, grandpa forgot. After a while, grandpa went to buy food, only to know later that grandpa was badly hurt by me. Passers-by kept laughing at him, and grandpa laughed with him.
Alas, in retrospect, childhood was so naive, so ignorant, and a little interesting and warm.
Naughty me
Naughty is a boy's nature, but my naughty is beyond description. Everyone gave me a special nickname-naughty king!
Of course, I, the naughty king, have my moments.
One day, I was playing in the yard and saw a pile of honeycomb briquettes in the corner, which aroused my curiosity. So I ran over and poked it with my finger. Suddenly, a mouse came out of the hole. I was quick of eye and load, so I picked up the coal and smashed it. "Pa-pa-pa" made three shots. At this time, Aunt Wang just came down from upstairs and saw my hands were dirty and my face was like a piece of black charcoal. She frowned and said, "Here comes the coal miner." I smiled shyly at her. When she saw the dead mouse in the corner, she understood everything. Smiled and said, "coal miners have become experts in catching mice." I smiled after listening, and my heart was full of sweetness.
Gradually, I became a "celebrity" in the courtyard.
At school, my popularity is not low, don't believe you.
"Take the medicine!" The students endured the bitterness of the epidemic prevention soup under the order of the monitor. I took the sugar out of my pocket. Originally, I just wanted to put it in medicine, but when I think about it, the teacher has to take medicine. I went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, let me prescribe some medicine for you!" " ""good! "I took the opportunity to secretly take the sugar in my hand and take the medicine bowl away. The teacher swallowed it in one gulp: "Hey, this medicine is quite sweet? The teacher looked at the bottom of the cup and seemed to understand something: "So you naughty boy did it! " "
In class, the teacher's voice is particularly loud, and I also have a credit!
Do you like naughty me?
5. Naughty my composition I am a naughty boy with bright eyes, a high nose and thin lips. I am a little short, sometimes a little short-tempered, and I like playing computer games.
Naughty, always feel like fooling around. Adults will sigh gently when they see me like this. Once, I was reading comic books with relish, and my father brought me back to reality from the fairy tale world. I was surprised and asked, "What's the matter, Dad?" Dad saw me reading comics again and said angrily, "Look at you. You are not good at math. All you do is play and do nothing. Come, buy me soy sauce and come back to study. "
I was ecstatic and had another chance to play, so I skipped away, saying "Yes, sir" while walking, and ran away with the money. When I left home, I was relaxed and I walked happily to the supermarket.
There is a street park next to the supermarket, and there is a bird's nest in the tree in the middle of the park. Naughty, an idea suddenly sprouted in my heart: go up the tree and dig eggs. Although the body is small, but the ability to climb trees is first-class. I climbed the tree at once. Unexpectedly, the branches are too thin to bear my weight. The branch shook and accidentally fell into the sky. I screamed in pain, afraid that pedestrians would laugh when I saw it, so I had to limp home.
In order to go home without being beaten, I pretended to be in pain with a unique tone and said to my father, "; Report to the Chief Executive that he was seriously injured while performing his duties "; Dad was really shocked by me, but I thought I was in a mess, so I smiled and said to my back, "You boy, really"; I turned and spat out my tongue at him and went to do my homework. Looking at my father's helplessness, I was alive and kicking again, completely forgetting the pain of wrestling.
6. To write a composition "Naughty Me", there are three things. When I was a child, I often lived at my cousin's house. At that time, I was very naughty
I remember when I was 8 years old, one Sunday morning, my cousin was doing his homework. I had nothing to do, so I borrowed some paper from my cousin to write. "Elder brother, do you have a pen and paper? I want to write, can I? " "ah!" The elder brother said in surprise, "What? You have to write! " I said angrily, "Don't underestimate people."
So my brother gave me a pen and a piece of paper. In a short time, I wrote it.
When others praise me, I call my thesis to my cousin. Cousin smiled and said, "Is this your handwriting?" I said excitedly, "Mm-hmm.
Yes! Is something wrong? ""Look at what you wrote, eat seven times (car), live well (school), fry eggs (simple), flower shed (flowerpot) ... "Cousin said, laughing my head off again. I am very angry.
Suddenly, I found a balloon that my cousin just blew on the wall. Thought: I will make you laugh, and I will kill you this time.
I showed a sly look. I stole the pencil that I just sharpened.
I pricked a balloon with a pencil, and only heard a bang, and the balloon burst. My cousin fell off the chair in fright.
I have to laugh. I went on to prick the second balloon, and "Bang" the balloon exploded again. My cousin finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me, "If you stab me again, I will stab you."
"Bye! Cousin! " So I ran away in despair. This is me, naughty me.
7. Naughty about my composition. On a sunny Sunday, my father was taking a nap, and I felt bored. As soon as my eyes rolled, my plan came to my mind. I stole a watercolor pen and quickly drew a pair of black-rimmed glasses around my father's eyes. My father snorted. I squatted down and saw that my father didn't react much. I quickly drew some beards next to his mouth, just like a kitten. At this time, my father wiped his face with his hand. It was great and his face was ruined. I want to laugh, but I dare not. I quickly ordered another "beauty mole" on my father's mouth. That's great. I pushed hard and my father woke up. I tried to run, but my father caught me. I think, after this pass, it must be a fat beating. I quickly grinned, hee hee ... My father looked at my drooping eyes and said, "What did you do wrong again ..." Then there was the cry of "The wolf came and the ghost cried" ...
Not only is he so naughty at home, but he is also famous as a "naughty boy" at school.
It was an April Fool's Day, and the teacher asked Sen to give a lecture on the platform. When she came down to me, I took out a pre-written note and stuck it on the teacher's back. The teacher is writing on the blackboard. At this moment, the whole class laughed. This smile made the teacher laugh silly and quickly looked at his clothes. A classmate said, "Teacher, there is a word behind you ..." The teacher quickly took it down and read it aloud to everyone: "I am a teacher, don't be silly ..." I panicked and bowed my head hard, but it was still known by the teacher. Oh, what bad luck.
Look, is my prank famous? Well, there's no way ... ..
8. How to write an example of naughty composition in the second volume of the third grade?
Hello everyone! My name is Wu Mingjun, and I am eight and a half years old. I have shiny black hair, a pair of flexible eyes and a small mouth that likes to eat snacks. Now I am in the third grade in the primary school affiliated to Sun Yat-sen University. I am a naughty child, because I am naughty, my left eyebrow has left a mark.
On New Year's Eve, it began to rain in Mao Mao, and my parents took them back to their hometown for the New Year. After dinner, I took a bath and played at home. I ran around the house with my newly assembled spaceship and accidentally bumped into my brother's head. I thought it was funny and hit my brother on the head a few times. My brother immediately cried and shouted. Mom ran quickly and said, "honey, don't be so naughty." You can't bump into your brother, he is still young. "
I immediately bowed my head and admitted my mistake. What else can I play besides this? I suddenly thought of watching TV without telling my parents, so I secretly went home.
To go to the house, you have to go through a yard. The ground of the yard is paved with pebbles of various shapes. The pebbles are smoother because of the rain. I slipped and hit my head on the steps without walking a few steps, which made me scream. Dad and uncle are chatting, and the chat is very warm! And my mother heard my crying, rushed to my side like the wind, picked me up and looked under the lamp-it was blood! There was blood all over my face and clothes. Mom was frightened and immediately told her father and uncle that they were all shocked. My uncle didn't even bother to change his shoes, so he drove me to the health center.
9. How to write a composition about naughty me:
If you want to ask me this person, it's hard to say. Some people say that I am gentle, some people say that I am careless, and some people say that I am introverted and don't like to talk. But my mother said I was a veritable "naughty boy".
I have a pair of smart watery eyes, shining with wisdom. I still have two legs. I go here or there every day, so that my parents can't find me every day. I also have a smart mouth. Don't underestimate my mouth. It speaks in a set of ways, from astronomy to geography. If you want to argue with others, so much the better. Mom and dad are no match for me.
My biggest hobby is playing basketball. My skill is very good, and I am called the top seed in my class. Dribbling, passing, shooting and layup are all a piece of cake. Speaking of basketball stars all over the world, let alone. Uncle Kobe, Uncle lebron james, and the famous basketball player, Michael Jordan, are simply among the best treasures. For a time, I was obsessed with collecting their information, forgot to eat and sleep, and my study was forgotten, which led to a sharp decline in my academic performance during that time. However, fortunately, I have improved my grades again, otherwise, I will get a good fruit from my parents.
I am still the naughty king in my class. It is enough to say my "heroic deeds" only once. I played football on campus and accidentally kicked the glass of the classroom and broke it. I was so scared that I ran away like a mouse chased by a cat and hid in a corner. But my little trick failed to escape the dean's eyes and pulled me out of the corner. I was thoroughly cleaned up. Since then, I have been much more restrained.
10. Naughty my composition One day, I was looking in the mirror, so another person appeared in front of me. He has bushy eyebrows, big eyes, long hair and a pair of small glasses. He looks very knowledgeable. That's when I remembered I was looking in the mirror! Oh, I'm handsome!
I have a small shortcoming, that is, I am very naughty. Every time, I always make a mess of my mother's clean room, so my mother is very angry and often criticizes me for making trouble. And every time I have a composition class, because I am active and naughty, the teacher calls me a naughty boy. I felt bad after listening to it and decided to get rid of my naughty habits.
Although I am naughty, I am still a smart card. I wrote a composition of more than 300 words in half an hour last night. I showed my composition to the teacher this morning and the teacher praised me. I'm so happy!
My hobby is drawing, and I like drawing tigers best, but my mother always says that I draw cats, and I am very angry. So every time I draw a tiger, I don't show it to my mother. Later, my mother discovered my little secret and said that I was getting better and better at painting. I heard that there was a great painter named Zhang Sengyou who painted everything vividly. I think it would be great if I could be a great painter when I grow up! At that time, I specialized in painting tigers and made my tiger paintings famous all over the world!
How's it going? I am a very talented naughty boy!
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